11pm match.
Clock hits 11pm
Backs enters arena cursing out refs because he’s banned and in spec
OKATRL shows 7 players they get 1 NT
Stones is all hyped for this stat pad (that’s what they think)
Backs has a plan to win this game from spec
Backs starts talking shit in spec chat saying OKATRL swill win
Infinite is now leading
OKATRL is down 8-0 early on
They regroup at base, backs is on mumble trying to support and hype us his guys.
They are now down 12-0
Backs says “fuck this I gotta help my guys”
Backs starts giving spec info and basically tells his squad to run around and keep the kill count low
OKATRL starts running all over freely as Backs is giving spec info and telling them where No Stones is at all times
15 mins left score is 13-1
No stones is getting pissed off
Lyric is spamming CAMP TIMER??? HELLOOOO CAMP TIMER???
Manu says “lol nice spec info can we ban backs”
OKATRL keeps running around avoiding them so easily
10 mins left 13-1 still
No stones is fuming, they are spamming public chat asking ref to do something
Backs is laughing like crazy on mumble
Champ and dp log on to backs mumble to see if backs is giving spec info
They don’t have access to enter the private channel
Backs made a private mumble channel for this exact reason
Staff has no proof that backs is giving spec info
2 mins left 13-1 OKATRL is still running freely with the spec info
Dp and champion are fuming now because they can’t prove backs is cheating
Backs is saying LETSSSS GOOOOOO on mumble
The faggots are mad they only got 13 kills and are upset they didn’t get to stat pad
Backs smiles from spec and says to his guys “well played gentlemen, well played”
Final score 13-2
Backs tries to log on USLzone.com and sees he no longer has access
Backs tries to log in game and he gets an error
The staff has banned backs with out any proof
Spec info is bannable.
The staff has ZERO proof he gave spec info to achieve this
They don’t care though. They are liberal corrupt assholes.
Backs gets banned.
No one has backs back except his main man Gamby.
Gamby has no pull
Nothing matters
2 years pass by
Infantry is popping. 450 players on a night.
Backs is eating pizza one day and remembers infantry.
He tries to log on and remembers he is banned from the game.
Backs contracts a hacker and pays him $6500 because backs is rich and he got it like that
He pays the hacker to destroy the game to oblivion, including USL site.
Uslzone.com now redirects to a page containing the words “GG FAGGOTS - Backs”
Champion smashes his keyboard. As he sees his site is gone.
Jovan cries out to the sky “DAMNNNNN YOU BACKKKSSSS WHYYYYY”
Dp says “champ I told u not to ban him 2 years ago without proof”
Gambler tries to log on and he can’t and he goes “now THATS a hedchot”
Backs sits back in his chair, there is a knock at the door. It’s Kobraraider. He tells backs in his hick voice, “dang gonnit we got em Backs... I told ya my 3 years at ITT tech will be useful..”
Backs hands kobraraider the $1500 balance he had left to pay him for taking down infantry.
A loud ding sounds. Backs pizza is ready, him and Kobra enjoy the pizza.
Another knock at the door, It’s Jovan.
Backs is in shock. Jovan pulls out a 12.7mm rifle, and says “NAH, THIS is a HEDCHOT” he murders Backs.
Jovan rides off in the sunset with backs Hellcat. Plot twist, Kobraraider high fives Jovan and rides off in the other hellcat. They planned this whole thing.
Backs leg moves, he isn’t dead. He’s alive. He grabs another slice while bleeding.
Screen goes black and reads: Infantry 2: Backs Return v2
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Edited Dec 5, 2018 5:44 PM