Marines Sov - "I am the best because I excel at the highest level in everything I do. Imagine if I don't have to lead AND micromanage my shit players, I'd be Rank 1 every single game. I can do all things, suck my curry dick." Sol - "Battle AI recalibrated. Begin solo flanking sequence…cannot compute Sov's matrix direction…continue soloing…bored…not enough aggression...Team???" Easoe - "Yo none of these fools got shit on me, I bench more than triple your weight for breakfast. I just don't care about this game anymore, stop logging on nerds haha." Ninj - "Cocaine is the cleanest drug in the world, you just can’t afford it, fear me peasants" Jordan - "Forget rule changes, I am the only person to consistently beat Sov and Champion. I'd be top Marine if I wasn't so busy irl." Kevin - "Weaponized Kevin is here, this is a new hybrid blend of Sonichu Kevin and Kay's Krew Kevin. It's tough carrying BB on my back every game." Pandy - "Why can't we just go back to mining and enjoy the beautiful sceneries of Grizzly Hills. I am tired of tanking for BB." Shasta - "Papa Shasta can still wreck shit by just showing up on Sundays, this is too easy." Danny - "Hi I am Danny, let's win or I will disappear like Leak." Trisance - "I hate Vince Carter." Honorable Mentions with no season stats Champion - "I am the most decorated FI player EVER, Sov can't win without me carrying his brown ass. Has anyone ever heard Sol's voice? IDTS. I am the complete package, see my profile page and you decide" Noskeeper - "Yikes, Roadside Picnic still recruiting" Tactical - "Uninstall Infantry, Reinstall Infantry, Uninstall Infantry…damn toxin" ER - "LoL I don't even play this game anymore yet I am still better than 95% of these fools that logs on everyday ez pz" Medics CC - "I eat other medics and marines for breakfast. Good thing kaga isn't playing, I'd eat his n00b fish ass too" Fax - "Winning Medic awards is easier than bringing parity to the league. Maybe I will have true balance in Forum Mafia" Slob - "I haven't won anything on FI until Sov pulled me from the worm hole and let me taste that SWEET W ONCE AGAIN. Still better than coke head manu though haha." Envy - "Slob & kaga would have died a long time ago doing what I do on a daily basis." Manu - "Lol these guys are all sucking Sov's tiny dick just to get a free ring. Nobody got the stones like me to beat down on Sov anymore." Jane - "Thanks for the great supports from my marines, this has truly been a blast. We are having tons of fun out there." Rob - "So this is what winning feels like, I can get use to this again, looks like I found my next Driftwood." Dead - "I am the lore master that just secured starting medic spot for WA, stock value trending upwards." Babble - "I am the babble monster bitches." Veggie - "Veggie…who?" Honorable Mentions with no season stats Ldr - "I have never seen so many people rage on a video game, why can't everyone just watch some hentai and chill?" Prime - "eat my hamburgers BB you faggit" Bob the Goldfish - "I can't believe I got benched for Slob lol what a joke" Stavudine – “I only play with my friends (no for real)”

A+ lollll

Oh no

uninstalled again, thanks for bully

No HS ranking or quotes? Come on slob tell the truth about HS.

These are rankings, not full inclusion. thank u next

Ily slob

best rankings of the season

no booly pls

This is great! I am really happy I get to be here and play with everyone.

Troll

Hanging on a thread for week 3

kaga can you hurry up and formulate my thoughts already

If they are true slob rankings he will get bored and stop after 3 weeks -.-

POE and DMC5 are taking over Slob’s brain atm. The lack of salty retorts are not helping fuel slob’s motivation either. I fear week 3 ranking will never see the light of day.