eat after 8pm it gets you fat - big bird

Well its not working for me. I eat after 10 and im still the same weight.

So after 8pm tonight, I can't ever eat again, or I'll get fat? feelsbadman

This is strangely a true known fact. Eating after 8pm is the worst time if you normally get up at 6-8am.

Kippa I miss you, why'd you ever leave me.

"brb I have hot sauce in my eye." - fresh 2016

This sounds less like fact and more like Gremlins.

Can confirm, am fat. Thanks 8PM

call it a comeback