Hey, Are you sick of sitting in a cubicle or doing manual labor? Well, if you are... i have just the opportunity for you. Im looking for someone in the toronto area for driver a dump truck. Now... you must be thinking... i cant even handle a mouse, wtf am i going to do with a manual? Need not worry idiot... this dump truck is automatic and you only need a standard g class license. Perks of driving the dump truck, its brand fucking new, its as loaded as a dump truck can be, also.. it will have yellow lights to scare all the kias and camrys away. Drawbacks: youll be salting and doing most of your driving at night. The worst part is, youll be answering to me and ill most likely call you an idiot a bare minimum 10 times a night. Advantages of job, you can be a raging coke head but as long as the roads are salted its ok. You can also be the laziest jamaican roofer in the world but as long as your punctual, its ok. That is all. I have to go yell at some jamaican roofers, leave your questions/comments/concerns and i will respond

I could use a change i've always wanted a job that involves my love of driving and cocaine use in one.

that's still manual labor you fuck. drive around and salt the city. rofl.

sinn fein, yes.

PJSalt

ROFL still can't tell if this is serious or not

I'm assuming since you are working with Jamaicans not having a work visa won't be an issue yes?

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I'll do this for like $30 a hour. plus when you call me an idiot, I'll just look at you and smile because I know you didn't even finish middle school.

Wouldnt it be worse if you(the community college grad) were working under a guy who only finished high school?

hey hey flair still in school.

why would it be worse? I get the opportunity to observe a lesser species in his natural environment. Sounds exciting!