Backs decided he wanted to take a drive to NYC and have an expensive dinner to celebrate him winning 30 dollars on a Basketball game. So he jumps into his Nissan Versa (aka The Hell Cat) with a Mopar sticker on the back window and heads to Applebee's. Unbeknown to Backs but Riley was in town and had the same idea and was sitting in the restaurant when Backs arrived. While the hostess was sitting him they notice each other and their eyes met. As they gazed at each other with a twinkle in his eye Backs approached Riley and Said (?)

jackie treehorn treats objects like women man https://youtu.be/hyL033PCPpE edit: sorry i didn't understand the idea lyric, till it was too late.

Backs approached Riley and said, fuck you doing here bitch ass nigga. Riley says, �sorry daddy sniper. I am just eating with my friend Bowen� Backs replies, nah fuck you bro. This is MY city. I run this shit. You best get your ass out of here nigga because I beat you worse than I beat you this Sunday. Riley says, �plz bro. My mozzarella sticks aren�t even out yet. Give me a few mins� Backs replies, �boyyyyy I�m about to HEDCHOT your ass if you don�t leave� Bowen chimes in �please daddy sniper don�t do this to us. We are having a squad meeting�... *hiro appears out of bathroom wiping his mouth as he exits, universal soldier 2k follows behind Hiro...* Backs says, �y�all niggas got 2 mins or I�m tearing this place up� *gambler comes in screaming HEDCHOTTTAAAAAAAAA!!! Riley says, �let�s go boys, we are our matched like we were Sunday� *grabs Mozzarella stick Backs says, damn right bitch ass niggas. Backs screams BOOM. HEDCHOT.

nothing....It didn't need to be said. They could already read eachother's minds at this point as they embraced in a long sensual bro hug. After 10 mins of this they part ways to their respective vehicles and continue to cry all over the steering wheels

He barely glanced over at the young couple having a somewhat loud argument as they hastily made their way into the busy restaurant. He was much more focused on the man he followed here. Slightly amused now after seeing he and another man go from having an altercation inside the restaurant to a long embrace that seemed to make several customers uncomfortable, he tilted his head back to take another swig from the bottle of Jack he�d been nursing ever since he pulled into the parking lot. Now he simply would play the waiting game. Maybe Backs would go back inside the restaurant. Maybe he would drive off. Whatever his decision was, it didn�t matter. His time was coming. Suicidal Noob looked up at his reflection in the rear view mirror for a moment as his lips slowly formed a chilling smile. This isn�t a video game anymore, he said silently to himself. Someone is going to die tonight.

"You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute"

Backs: Where are u staying? Riley: I'm staying at the hotel just around the corner, wanna come visit for a nightcap? Backs: Sure why not. I'll give u a ride Lets just say they made up

did anone notice pine took time to mirror his structure, good work pinecone hehe, i bet they didnt see that

AHAHAHAHAHHA this is hilarious nice pinecone

Back said. "Hi Riley. May I join you?" Riley blushed with passion. He never knew he would see the Hedshotta in real life yet alone eat dinner with him. He mustered up the words. "yes...have a seat. They both ordered the meat platter and had a very sophisticated discussion on how backs times his snipes so well and how calculating the wind is key to the perfect headshot. Backs then showed his precision by aiming for a head of lettuce in the kitchen. He missed like usual and instead shot the hostess in her foot. Riley went home disappointed his hero could have such bad aim. The end.

P.S. backs claimed he had gotten luck but we all knew it was a lie

lol FOOTSHOT

lost it at the versa

The shot in the foot was done on purpose, i wanted to immobilize the target to then torture until I get the info I needed. You wouldn't understand, you're not a world class sniper, these type of tactics elude you.