If you get poop anywhere on your body, is it acceptable to wipe it with some tissue paper until there is no more brown, and go about your day? Or would you want to wash that shit? Now how about your butthole? Thinking about it differently yet? #bidetsforamerica

My life will never be the same after reading this post.

Metal is that guy cleaning his asshole in the urinal at the football game. Backs watches wondering "should I be watching this"

I wish there was a thumbs-up button for this reason.

go Chargers!

lmaooooooooooooooooooo

LOL

i do not have a butthole.......mortals are funny