Mean Girls Breakdown by Black (Season 15)
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Chica finally got fed up with being benched and bullied around in squads so she started her own
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Mean Girls: Predicted Finish: 5th Key Player: mad? Sleeper: Emp Predicted +/-: -214 Wins O/U: 2.5 Predicted Lineup / Grades: mad? (Ma) lyric~ (Ma) Emp (Ma) Octavian (Gr) Uni (Ma) Phlow (Ma) Chica (Me) Medic (Me) Grades: Marines: C- Meds: C- Review: Chica finally got fed up with being benched and bullied around in squads so she started her own, a lot of these guys have played together before so chemistry shouldn't be an issue. I hear chica is leading as of now which isn't ideal, its pretty hard to lead as a med because you should be focusing on keeping your marines alive. I hear babble is an absolutely dreadful leader as well. I'd probably go with Lyric~ leading, he's done it before and knows what he's doing most of the time. A piece of advice for this crew, in the few times you scrimmed us you were attempting to push us in the open and getting picked off early. I'd suggest slowing down the playstyle, maybe set up an ambush or two. Slow down the pace and see if you can't pick someone off during an ambush and then you can get aggressive to push. Play around oct if he's nader and emp if he's ripper because they're above average at those classes. It's hard for them to push in the open so be mindful of that. Cavebeast alert: Emp - Used to be a decent ripper in sl, and is good in ctf. If he learns to Marine he can probably excel and become a top 3 marine on this squad.

Piss poor attitude? I just don't like you. My squad has no problem with my attitude. All of the captains and co-captains take turns leading in SB's, we SB for fun and practice. I lead last night against Noskeeper's team, 54-109 or whatever. Starting to get more kills, but need to choose our pushes more wisely ^_^

I agree you definitely need to organize the pushes better, you guys have to realize you're going to be outgunned vs half the squads in this league so you have to play around what you already do well. Oct and emp are good at nader/ripper... utilize them.

Y'all niggas is trash. You lost your only killer, me. I had 50 kills last season while playing sniper. More kills than all over your marines. Stop it boy. You don't have any killers anymore.

Lost: a sniper that only gets kills when battles are already dead or dying Gained: mad?, Emp, Phlow, Octavian, Lyric, Universal Soldier 2k I'm okay with it

hahahah yeah right dude, so wait, you're saying my kills were when battles are dead?, so you're saying I got kills when it was 8v1... me by myself? SO what you're saying is that I was able to get 50 kills while fighting 8v1... damn I am a God... thanks papacito. mad? - he was good in 1999 Emp - I heard he plays on a 16" screen Phlow - Who? Octavian - garbage, careless, runs in to battles with no awareness, thinks hes uzo Lyric - Thats my mans can't talk shit to him, rich texan, big house, wife kids, has big retirement fund, huge 401k, has lots of money, drives $20k car. Uni - Sells recalled ikea furniture Please nigga

i'd take mad?/emp/phlow/uni over backs any day

True it takes the skill level of 4 players added up to surpass me.

Id honestly take anyone on usl hotline over you, at least they're in the battle and not 3 coords away missing snipes

I'll probably try to be playing LMG mostly this season. Hard to play Ripper without trees, at least for me. Octavian been playing really well in the few SBs I've played with him. Hoping he keeps it up in our official matches.

Lyric is a cool guy so no offense to him but I love backs defense of him ends with drives a 20k car rofl. I mean I too personally look at my 2016 Camry as a point of pride.

that nigga gonna go 1-10 stop it bro lmaooooooo

In a SB a couple of weeks ago against idc he went 14-15. He's doing something right. And as a squad we've been improving, so I bet the deaths will drop. If they haven't already.

Probably all those 20k cars.

BTW, just wanna compare stats real quick Sniper: 10-5 Emp: 9-11 Sniper: 4-9 Emp: 7-10 Sniper: 12-10 Emp: 6-12 Sniper: 10-4 Emp: 12-5 Sniper: 4-14 Emp: 4-10 Sniper: 40-42 Emp: 38-48 Not like you did that much better than me, and I barely play. Not to mention my 6-12 game my monitor kept turning off (which is why I went and bought a new one). And your 10-5 game, half your kills came against killer which didn't even help us as a squad. Just food for thought.

Good Read. I didn't start this squad because I get benched! I started it because I liked the name "Mean Girls" as a squad! Plus every time i get invited to Dave's squad I get kicked! (FU DAVE) Overall, I play with ppl that I like... the guys on my team are pretty cool guys that just want to play and have fun. Win or lose we make the best of it. Glad they stuck around and chose to join my squad :)

Mean Girls deserve Heart of Gold this season. What a great group of guys, always giving their best on a daily basis. All of you stacking nerds should thank chica for making this active squad so your n00b ass can sb all day Goldfish out

didn't even get a mention loll

chica, i'm just a victim of the democracies that i create. i'm sorry nos hated u. can't wait to see the goldfish's take on all the squads

" I hear babble is an absolutely dreadful leader as well"