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Apollo the big dog leading a squad again. Excited to see how these guys can play now that they removed their weak link backs.
Apollo the big dog leading a squad again. Excited to see how these guys can play now that they removed their weak link backs.
๐ 10 ๐ 1
Mar 17, 2024
๐ฎ Match Prediction
Match of the week? Maybe? nahhhh. Fuck You Pistor vs Dead Weight is match of the weekโฆ anyone this should be a decent match.
Match of the week? Maybe? nahhhh. Fuck You Pistor vs Dead Weight is match of the weekโฆ anyone this should be a decent match.
๐ 9 ๐ 2
Jan 19, 2024
๐ก๏ธ Squad Review
Mecca is out for blood this season. Heโs giving it another shot to take down Sov. Will it happen this time?โฆ
Mecca is out for blood this season. Heโs giving it another shot to take down Sov. Will it happen this time?โฆ
๐ 8 ๐ 2
Mar 18, 2024
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Mountains Charity Work Has Finally Ended
๐ก๏ธ Ouroborus Oroborous is looking like Orotrashous now after losing their best player + a couple other underrated players (Jimothy and Worth). Mountain decided to do some charity work the start of this season, but that has come to an end...
๐ 2 ๐ 6
May 18, 2026
๐ก๏ธ Squad Review
Josh picks up the remnants of Backs' people.
๐ก๏ธ 12.7mm Josh trying to hold together the remaining players from the Backs era of captaining. As Backs is now banned from being a captain for the very near future (im back next season fck is u talking about we bacckkkkk Ericccccc.) Josh has taken over.
๐ 5
May 13, 2026
๐ฎ Match Prediction
Match of the week, highest stakes on the line here.
kNock Your Punkass Down vs Zero Tolerance Match of the week, highest stakes on the line here.
๐ 3 ๐ 4
Apr 17, 2024
๐ฎ Match Prediction
Big Dogs, Apollo & Backs face off in a pivotal matchup that has massive implications on who makes the playoffs or not...
Taking Backs Sunday vs Zero Tolerance Big Dogs, Apollo & Backs face off in a pivotal matchup that has massive implications on who makes the playoffs or not...
๐ 5 ๐ 1
Apr 2, 2024
๐ก๏ธ Squad Review
ThatDude keeps it going with an upgrade in players.
๐ก๏ธ kNock Your Punkass Down ThatDude keeps it going with an upgrade in players.
๐ 5 ๐ 6
Mar 21, 2024
๐ก๏ธ Squad Review
Mecca is out for blood this season. Heโs giving it another shot to take down Sov. Will it happen this time?โฆ
๐ก๏ธ hungry beavers Mecca is out for blood this season. Heโs giving it another shot to take down Sov. Will it happen this time?โฆ
๐ 8 ๐ 2
Mar 18, 2024
๐ก๏ธ Squad Review
Apollo the big dog leading a squad again. Excited to see how these guys can play now that they removed their weak link backs.
๐ก๏ธ Zero Tolerance Apollo the big dog leading a squad again. Excited to see how these guys can play now that they removed their weak link backs.
๐ 10 ๐ 1
Mar 17, 2024
๐ฎ Match Prediction
The Fuck You Pistor you fucking rat piece of shit boys vs The Decision Maker boys. Gonna be a good match.
FUP vs Lowlife Thugs The Fuck You Pistor you fucking rat piece of shit boys vs The Decision Maker boys. Gonna be a good match.
๐ 4 ๐ 2
Jan 26, 2024
๐ฎ Match Prediction
Match of the week? Maybe? nahhhh. Fuck You Pistor vs Dead Weight is match of the weekโฆ anyone this should be a decent match.
Lowlife Thugs vs One Love Match of the week? Maybe? nahhhh. Fuck You Pistor vs Dead Weight is match of the weekโฆ anyone this should be a decent match.
๐ 9 ๐ 2
Jan 19, 2024
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Definitely not the match of the week... These Mean girl ass fools are going to get DESTROYED... Mean girls more like Mean noobs.
Mean Girls vs HEDCHOTTAS Definitely not the match of the week... These Mean girl ass fools are going to get DESTROYED... Mean girls more like Mean noobs.
๐ 3 ๐ 5
Aug 24, 2018
๐ก๏ธ Squad Review
2nd place squad?... Lets see who they have on their roster..
๐ก๏ธ idc 2nd place squad?... Lets see who they have on their roster..
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Aug 14, 2018
๐ก๏ธ Squad Review
Out of nowhere Backs has managed to put together a nasty good group of players... Mean girls kicking him was the best thing for this guy.
๐ก๏ธ HEDCHOTTAS Out of nowhere Backs has managed to put together a nasty good group of players... Mean girls kicking him was the best thing for this guy.
๐ 7 ๐ 9
Aug 10, 2018