📰 Analysis
Squad reviews, match predictions, post-match analysis, and power rankings from our analysts.
📈 Power Rankings
Week 5 Power Rankings: Basement Commissioners & Playoff Dreams
📈 Week 5
AD rocket up the rankings OBROS unfortunately falls hard
🛡️ Squad Review
Mountains Charity Work Has Finally Ended
🛡️ Ouroborus
Will Oroborous win another match without legendary player Mountain?... NO they will not... Who is going to lead/carry them??? ER??? No... hes faded and doesnt care anymore...…
📈 Power Rankings
Abyss's Totally Not AI Rankings
📈 Week 4
Rom died for this.
🔮 Match Prediction
Bus crashes into hot tub filled with boys.
✅ Bus Riders vs hot tub boys
Bus Riders are the undefeated number 1 squad in the league. They are coming off a big win against meme team that got close in the end but meme team ran out of time. In the other…
🛡️ Squad Review
Josh picks up the remnants of Backs' people.
🛡️ 12.7mm
Can 12.7mm be the worst squad in history? They sure will be if they manage to lose against Chaos Blade and his joopleys (Access Denied). If 12.7mm manages to lose vs AD, they…
📈 Power Rankings
The Crystal Sip
📈 Week 4
MT drops to BR by 3 with a relatively weak line up Rowboats takes down HTB after some self sabotage and clutch plays from SV, Darth and TRAX. Seems like the tub needs patchwork.…
📈 Power Rankings
MARS pre-week 4 Rankings
📈 Week 4
One of the bigger upsets of the past few seasons. MT somehow had a chance to beat sov on UD? Statpads???
📈 Power Rankings
Champ's Accurate Power Rankings
📈 Week 4
This week had some fun matches, as opposed to the total slaughters from last week.
🛡️ Squad Review
The #1 projected seed looking to win back to back championships
🛡️ Bus Riders
P turned HARD due to fish tank footage. Has once again brought the same core from last season back together. If everyone shows I dont see any weaknesses in the line up. However if…
🔮 Match Prediction
WA looking to stop Birds' undefeated season
✅ Weaponized Autism vs Birds
Weaponized Autism Projected Lineup: Torch 2.5*: Marine Pandy 4*: LMG Fafo 2.5*: Marine Dracolich 3*: Marine Cage 2.5*: Marine Ares 5*: AT Stavudine 4.5*: Medic Chica 2.5*: Medic…
🔮 Match Prediction
Huge match as both squads are vying for the #2 seed
✅ Darkslayers vs Season 27
Darkslayers 4-1 Projected Lineup: Sabotage 4.5*: LMG King 4*: Nader/Demo Fausto 4.5*: Marine Ender 3.5*: Marine Chuck 3*: AT Brillhart 3.5*: Marine Dead 3*: Medic Daddy 4*: Medic…
🔮 Match Prediction
MOTW for Week 7. Playoff spot on the line. This is everything
✅ v2 vs Law and Mortar
V2 0-5 Projected Lineup: Smackrock 2*: LMG MTR3 2*: Nader Iammainazu 2*: Marine Cannnibal 2*: AT/Marine Ghost 2*: Ranger/Marine Dark 2*: Marine ThatDude 1*: Medic Kal 2*: Medic…
🔮 Match Prediction
MOTW for Week 6
✅ Birds vs Darkslayers
Birds 4-0 Projected Lineup: Tgc 5*: AT Tg 4.5*: Marine Tactical 5*: Marine Legacy 5.5*: LMG Colossal 5*: Marine Aerith 3.5*: Marine Slob 4.5*: Medic Fairfax 4.5*: Medic Average TG…
🔮 Match Prediction
WA looking to keep the momentum going vs V2
✅ v2 vs Weaponized Autism
V2 0-4 Projected Lineup: Smackrock 2*: LMG MTR3 2*: Nader Iammainazu 2*: Marine Ghost 2*: Ranger Dark 2*: Marine MP 2*: Ripper ThatDude 1*: Medic Kal 2*: Medic Average TG Star…
🔮 Match Prediction
OFB looking to bounce back vs winless L&M
✅ Law and Mortar vs OUT FOR BLOOD
Law and Mortar 0-4 Projected Lineup: Worth 2.5*: Marine RRU 2.5*: Marine Bowen 2.5*: Ripper/Marine Axidus 3*: LMG Abyss 2.5*: Marine Thiz 2*: AT Victim 4*: Medic R 2*: Medic…
🔮 Match Prediction
MOTW for Week 5
✅ OUT FOR BLOOD vs Season 27
OUT FOR BLOOD 2-2 Projected Lineup: Yosh 3*: Marine The Mountain 4.5*: AT Somera 4*: Marine Shasta 4*: Marine Rogue 4*: Marine E 5*: LMG Bonds 3*: Medic Water 3*: Medic Average TG…
🔮 Match Prediction
Darkslayers look to keep the ball rolling here vs V2
✅ Darkslayers vs v2
Darkslayers 3-0 Projected Lineup: Typhoon 3.5*: Marine Sabotage 4.5*: LMG King 4*: Nader/Demo Fausto 4.5*: Marine Uni 3*: Marine Chuck 3*: AT Daddy 4*: Medic Dead 3*: Medic…
🔮 Match Prediction
Two 0-3 teams duke it out for their first win in Season 27!
✅ Weaponized Autism vs Law and Mortar
Weaponized Autism 0-3 Projected Lineup: Pandy 4*: LMG Dracolich 3*: Marine Fafo 2.5*: Marine Ares 5*: AT Cage 2.5*: Marine Torch 2.5*: Marine Stavudine 4.5*: Medic Sin 2*: Medic…
🔮 Match Prediction
MOTW for Week 4
✅ Birds vs OUT FOR BLOOD
Birds 3-0 Projected Lineup: Tgc 5*: Marine/AT Tg 4.5*: Marine Tactical 5*: Marine Rio 5.5*: LMG Colossal 5*: Marine Aerith 3.5*: Marine Slob 4.5*: Medic Fairfax 4.5*: Medic…
🔮 Match Prediction
DS look to keep rolling while WA is looking for their first win
✅ Darkslayers vs Weaponized Autism
Darkslayers 2-0 Projected Lineup: Typhoon 3.5*: Marine Sabotage 4.5*: LMG King 4*: Nader/Demo Fausto 4.5*: Marine Ender 3.5*: Marine Chuck 3*: AT Daddy 4*: Medic Dead 3*: Medic…
🔮 Match Prediction
S27 looking to bounce back vs L&M
✅ Season 27 vs Law and Mortar
Season 27 2-1 Projected Lineup: Sov 6*: Marine P 3*: Marine Machu 5*: LMG Kitten 5*: Marine G 4*: Marine K 3*: Marine I 5.5*: Medic Kovah 4*: Medic Average TG Star Rating: 4.44*…
🔮 Match Prediction
MOTW
✅ Season 27 vs Birds
Season 27 2-0 Projected Lineup: Sov 6*: AT P 3.5*: Marine Machu 5*: LMG Kitten 5*: Marine K 3*: Marine G 4*: Marine Simp 4.5*: Medic I 6*: Medic Average TG Star Rating: 4.63* S27…
🔮 Match Prediction
Law and Mortar looking for a better showing this week vs Darkslayers.
✅ Law and Mortar vs Darkslayers
Law and Mortar 0-1 Projected Lineup: Worth 2*: Marine RRU 2.5*: LMG Bowen 3*: AT/Marine Bias 2*: Marine Axidus 3*: Marine Abyss 2.5*: Marine Thiz 2*: Medic r 2*: Medic Average TG…
🔮 Match Prediction
New look OFB looking to get on track vs V2.
✅ OUT FOR BLOOD vs v2
OUT FOR BLOOD 1-1 Projected Lineup: The Mountain 5*: Marine Somera 3.5*: Marine Shasta 4*: Marine Shadow 4.5*: AT E 5*: LMG 1 3*: Marine Water 3*: Medic Victim 4*: Medic Average…
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