Abyss's Totally Not AI Rankings

BR is still the undisputed number one squad with Pistor at the wheel. The big question now is whether he can keep the bus rolling all the way through playoffs and champs. Right now, this team looks unstoppable. Warhawks need to throw down some spike strips and find a way to slow them down. Eric pulled up in his Ferrari and challenged the bus to a drag race. His glorious, superior beard nearly distracted Pistor enough to send the bus into the curb, almost giving MT the upset win. But almost isn’t enough. That close call may have been the wake-up call Pistor’s crew needed heading into the back half of the season. Still, BR remains the top squad until someone finally takes them down.

On any given day, they can be the number one squad, but for now they sit solidly in the #2 spot. Warhawks are always a tough, consistent team that can compete with anyone. The big question is whether this year will finally be the year they stop Pistor's city bus. And honestly, I hope so. Maybe a championship run would resurrect Rom like Jesus and bring him back to the league.

Eric's elite beard and his main man, his best friend forever, and also inseparable male companion Yosh, built this team just a week before the season started. Just grabbed a bunch of random dudes off the street. Yet somehow, they’ve managed to compete with BR and nearly pull off the upset win. Not many people saw that coming. That accomplishment alone earns them the #3 spot right now. Always love to hear Yosh's secret sideline reports.

The tub got a little cold when Leak and the boys fell to O-BROS, but they quickly heated things back up. They emerged from the hot tub with steam pouring off their hot bodies like warriors reborn, then proceeded to drop nearly 100 points on a 12.7 squad. This team can easily claim the #3 spot on any given day, constantly battling with MT in the rankings. With the talent and potential on this roster, they’re capable of competing with both WH and BR. Seriously, does any squad have hotter personnel then HTB?

O-BROS should be proud of the way they’ve been playing lately, but I think the #5 spot is the right placement for them right now. I can see this team picking up a few more wins, though they may ultimately fall short of the playoffs. The roster has talented players that should be able to play with the mid to upper tier squads if provided a chance to do so.

Even with the same record as 12.7, I think we have more overall roster talent, which is why I have us at the #6 spot. Looking at O-BROS roster it could also be comparable to theirs. Even with matching talent, O-BROS solidified themselves at #5 with their showing against HTB and improved play so they must be ranked above us. We had a rough schedule to start the season, but regardless of the record, this squad is capable of competing we just need to prove it and show it on Sunday's. Maybe need to pop some bottles and or take those blue pills before the match.

12.7 is probably everyone’s #7 team right now. I could see them sneaking out a win or two, but beyond that, it may be tough sledding. I also wouldn’t be surprised if Backs jumps onto Pistor’s bus before roster lock and leaves this squad hanging. This team will definitely struggle without Backs sitting six coords away and picking players off. That said, if this squad plays things right, their upcoming matchup against MT has a lot of upset potential if the self-proclaimed best sniper in the world can pick off enough players. This one could make for one of the more entertaining games left on the schedule. They have a chance to lay a mine and mess up MT’s record.