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Just gonna be a pub player. Good luck in your matches everyone.
Loss of interest in squads
Monkey Business N
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A lot of people ask Jake.. stupid fucking questions
A lot of people think that.. what Jake says on record
or what Jake talks about on a record, that Jake actually does in real life
or that Jake believes in it
Or if Jake says that, Jake wanna kill somebody, that..
Jake's actually gonna do it
or that Jake believes in it
Well, shit.. if you believe that
then Jake'll kill you
You know why?
Cause Jake's a
CRIMINAL
CRIMINAL
You god damn right
Jake's a CRIMINAL
Yeah, Jake's a CRIMINAL
[Jake]
Jake ganks like Aphromoo - black and fed
Getting white girls in bed
No fags, but accepting lez
Be ready cuz Jake has a hairy chest
Does Jake love giant breasts? The answer's "yes"
Look she's foaming and now she's really moaning
Staring at Jake's jeans, watching Jake's genitals bulging (Ooh!)
That's Jake's motherfucking balls, time to let go of em
cuz Jake's ranked match is starting, and Jake's gotta win
Hey, it's me, TRAGEDY
Whoops, somebody ganked me!
I was just facechecking the bush
Get it? Facechecking her bush?
How many promotions is Jake expecting to fail
after Jake's pimping business lands him straight to jail?
C'mon!-- Relax team, I AM famous
Right, Z``? I beat Kaze in CQ. (You had him wasted!)
Please Lord, Jake needs Doublelift
Cuz he's respawning longer than on Summoner's Rift
Oh, and please send Jake a new CLG mouse
Jake cummed over the last one, couldn't get it to sell
"Feeder, feeder, Jake, you're a feeder!"
Shut up 12 year olds, Jake gonna go smoke some reefer
Jake's leaving the fucking game cause
Jake's gonna go study VODS of Peter
Report Jake, faggot, Jake's smokin his pot
And if Riot bans Jake, Jake's still got a huge cock
And Jake's still got fuckin libido so bitches ought
come get a double facial - Jake n Mark Ashenbaugh
Duhhh, and to think, it's still just TRAGEDY
Gotta wake up tomorrow to sell some Windows PCs
Jake's A CRIMINAL
Cause every time Z`` writes a rhyme, Jake's got another bride
asking him "Will you be mine?" - I guess Jake's a
CRIMINAL
But Jake don't gotta say a word, don't gotta hide his inner nerd
to keep bitches flowing, Jake don't get rejected by no one
Jake's driving drunk - full of liquor, cigars, and weed
Went flying through two reds and into an SUV
But it went past Jake backwards down the street
Drifted past an old lady and over a skating rink
Yep, Jake's a CRIMINAL - Guy got outta the SUV all dazed
Looked at the driver, gasped, and said... Shit, are you Kaze?
When Jake's being a baller he isn't able to call her
Honey, I'm in jail but I met Kaze, he's popular
No, don't leave me bitch, why you gotta be bitter?
You're angrier than Nebez getting called a sand ni gger
A lot of people think that.. what Jake says on record
or what Jake talks about on a record, that Jake actually does in real life
or that Jake believes in it
Or if Jake says that, Jake wanna kill somebody, that..
Jake's actually gonna do it
or that Jake believes in it
Well, shit.. if you believe that
then Jake'll kill you
You know why?
Cause Jake's a
CRIMINAL
CRIMINAL
You god damn right
Jake's a CRIMINAL
Yeah, Jake's a CRIMINAL
[Jake]
Jake ganks like Aphromoo - black and fed
Getting white girls in bed
No fags, but accepting lez
Be ready cuz Jake has a hairy chest
Does Jake love giant breasts? The answer's "yes"
Look she's foaming and now she's really moaning
Staring at Jake's jeans, watching Jake's genitals bulging (Ooh!)
That's Jake's motherfucking balls, time to let go of em
cuz Jake's ranked match is starting, and Jake's gotta win
Hey, it's me, TRAGEDY
Whoops, somebody ganked me!
I was just facechecking the bush
Get it? Facechecking her bush?
How many promotions is Jake expecting to fail
after Jake's pimping business lands him straight to jail?
C'mon!-- Relax team, I AM famous
Right, Z``? I beat Kaze in CQ. (You had him wasted!)
Please Lord, Jake needs Doublelift
Cuz he's respawning longer than on Summoner's Rift
Oh, and please send Jake a new CLG mouse
Jake cummed over the last one, couldn't get it to sell
"Feeder, feeder, Jake, you're a feeder!"
Shut up 12 year olds, Jake gonna go smoke some reefer
Jake's leaving the fucking game cause
Jake's gonna go study VODS of Peter
Report Jake, faggot, Jake's smokin his pot
And if Riot bans Jake, Jake's still got a huge cock
And Jake's still got fuckin libido so bitches ought
come get a double facial - Jake n Mark Ashenbaugh
Duhhh, and to think, it's still just TRAGEDY
Gotta wake up tomorrow to sell some Windows PCs
Jake's A CRIMINAL
Cause every time Z`` writes a rhyme, Jake's got another bride
asking him "Will you be mine?" - I guess Jake's a
CRIMINAL
But Jake don't gotta say a word, don't gotta hide his inner nerd
to keep bitches flowing, Jake don't get rejected by no one
Jake's driving drunk - full of liquor, cigars, and weed
Went flying through two reds and into an SUV
But it went past Jake backwards down the street
Drifted past an old lady and over a skating rink
Yep, Jake's a CRIMINAL - Guy got outta the SUV all dazed
Looked at the driver, gasped, and said... Shit, are you Kaze?
When Jake's being a baller he isn't able to call her
Honey, I'm in jail but I met Kaze, he's popular
No, don't leave me bitch, why you gotta be bitter?
You're angrier than Nebez getting called a sand ni gger
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