📰 Analysis
Squad reviews, match predictions, post-match analysis, and power rankings from our analysts.
🔮 Match Prediction
MOTW; video prediction on shitty old laptop, since it was the only thing with a cam on it.
✅ Stiletto Nails vs No Stones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAfyzKnB7_w Final Results: 52-21 Stiletto Nails MVP Sol
🔮 Match Prediction
This match is SN's to lose. send noobs is trying to get off to a 1-0 debut as a squad and will probably run a traditional marine/medic lineup, and play aggressively. 12.7mm God will set up lots of cam
✅ send noobs vs One Kiss At The Redlight
This match is SN's to lose. send noobs is trying to get off to a 1-0 debut as a squad and will probably run a traditional marine/medic lineup, and play aggressively. 12.7mm God…
🔮 Match Prediction
A match that would have been boring if TCT didn't get Ninj and kippa to come back
✅ idc vs Thugs Cry Too
Week 7: Thugs Cry Too (3-2) @ idc (4-1) I would have written this match off had it not been for Ninj and kippa showing up out of the blue this past Sunday. Could they be what it…
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Match of the Week - Week 6
✅ Thugs Cry Too vs Mean Girls
The comment I made about playoffs being set in stone isn't necessarily true. This match is, most likely, the last deciding match for the playoffs. If Mean Girls wins, next week…
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Match of the Week - Week 5
✅ Thugs Cry Too vs HEDCHOTTAS
This is a big time match with some heavy playoff implications. Barring some potential upsets in the coming weeks, this may very well solidify the 3rd and 4th seeds, pitting NWA vs…
🔮 Match Prediction
Definitely not the match of the week... These Mean girl ass fools are going to get DESTROYED... Mean girls more like Mean noobs.
✅ Mean Girls vs HEDCHOTTAS
Match of the week? LMAO... is a 78 kill win match of the week???????????... Backs has come back stronger than ever to being a captain for a top 3 squad in the league this season.…
🔮 Match Prediction
Cause, baby, now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look what you've done
'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood
Hey
Now we got problems
And I don't think we can solve them
✅ Mean Girls vs HEDCHOTTAS
Man oh man I cant believe the disrespect that had been given to backs when his supposed homies and ride for dies booted the man from their squad.. Now its his time for vengeance!…
🔮 Match Prediction
The dark lords finally face one another, in what will be a preview of the semi finals for playoffs.
✅ Baby Back Bitches vs Infantry Horror Story
Starting off I hate writing previews for my own matches, but this one along with apoc vs idc of last week is by far one of the better matches this season. At the beginning of the…
🔮 Match Prediction
MOTW
✅ Apocalypse vs idc
With the first few weeks of the season done and over with, we now get a pretty clear depiction on seedings and who will make playoffs or not. Apoc has dropped originally from…
🔮 Match Prediction
Quite possibly MOTW
✅ Allegiance vs Infantry Horror Story
A new season, another attempt by riley to form a "consistent core group for 5 seasons" xD To me this match out of all the other matchups this coming week seems to be about the…
🔮 Match Prediction
Nothing to see here...
✅ Infamous vs Black Spades
This match is probably going to be the most lopsided of any of the matches played this week. Infamous is going to come out looking for something to pad their stats before the…
🔮 Match Prediction
MOTW
✅ Sonichu vs The Leftovers
This is going to be a good match. The first matchup went down to the wire before Eric put down the upset with a clutch LAW. I think that both squads are coming in to this match…
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BOTR
✅ Blessed from Behind vs Mara Salvatrucha
In the days of USL long gone the squads not making playoffs would compete in a BOTR tournament. This season it just so happens that the two squads out of playoffs are going to be…
🔮 Match Prediction
HEDCHOTTA vs GARYCHOTTA
✅ The Leftovers vs Mara Salvatrucha
Well, Mara Salvatrucha has no hope to make the playoffs, but they look to build on a solid performance they had last week against a #2 squad. they lost to infamous last week by…
🔮 Match Prediction
Top squad vs n/a
✅ Black Spades vs Sonichu
Going to be a shitty match. Big Bitch2173 takes on Sov aka the canadian Lord. Leading: Sov clearly is a better leader than Big Bitch2173. All Big Bitch does on mumble is scream at…
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Tanks VS DPS
✅ Black Spades vs Sonichu
First of all black spades let me down last week against TL, I wanted to see that scumbag dave and fausto lose. Thanks for crushing my hopes and dreams guys. Second off "HOLD…
🔮 Match Prediction
Rule 3.5
✅ Mara Salvatrucha vs Black Spades
This match will be another one pitting two squads vying for playoff positions, and probably more bad blood between them than Infamous and Sonichu. Mara Salvatrucha (1-5) comes…
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Match of the Week
✅ Sonichu vs Infamous
This week we have the two powers of USL squaring off to determine who will be the top seed for playoffs. While Sonichu got the better of Infamous in the rematch in Week 2,…
🔮 Match Prediction
The rematch of the rematch.
✅ Sonichu vs Infamous
The two top squads battle it out for the 3rd time this season... But what?... Every squad plays each other twice... why is it the third time?.. OHHHH because they got an appeal…
🔮 Match Prediction
Backs needs a win here if he wants to make the playoffs.
✅ Mara Salvatrucha vs Black Spades
One of the most important matches all season... This will basically determine who makes the playoffs. This is a MUST WIN for Mara Salvatrucha, and I think they will get it done.…
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Possible MOTW
✅ Infamous vs The Leftovers
Now I know I said in the beginning of the season when these two played that TL could've upset Infamous only to have Infamous win 95-15. But now that we are officially half way…
🔮 Match Prediction
League Protest Match?
✅ Mara Salvatrucha vs Sonichu
As the ref starts the match (hopefully they type GAME ON in green, so the game can officially count), the crowd in spec is silently watching. Mara leaves the DS slowly, they all…
🔮 Match Prediction
Y'all ever seen those christian school basketball leagues where like theres 7 amazing all black teams, with future NBA players and there's this 1 shit all white basketball team? Well this match will b
✅ Sonichu vs Black Spades
Ok, so using the analogy of a Christian Basketball League is pretty good for this match, it's going to be a blow out, heavily out matched Black Spades doesn't stand a chance.…
🔮 Match Prediction
KobraRaider's pick for Match of the Week.
✅ The Leftovers vs Black Spades
As the snippet says, this is my pick for the Match of the Week. That being week 3 of season 13. There has been a lot of drama involving Black Spades lately, I expect they're…
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