📰 Analysis
Squad reviews, match predictions, post-match analysis, and power rankings from our analysts.
🛡️ Squad Review
Happy birthday chica
🛡️ We Forgot 2 Warm Up
It wouldn't be USL without chica's positive vibes and squads. While they won't be knocking at the door of the top seeds, they'll still do their best to put up a good fight. I…
🛡️ Squad Review
what does MOMO mean?
🛡️ MOMO
You can usually count on dave to have a squad ready in USL. Although his rosters have changed a lot over the seasons, he'll still put up a fight with what he has. Will Sol…
🛡️ Squad Review
What is UP Infantry heads?
🛡️ Locker Heads
This crew has mostly stuck together during their time in FI. They have formed a good chemistry and it seems that they're much more confident than previous seasons. Could pull a…
🛡️ Squad Review
Should have named the squad The Toxic Avengers
🛡️ hentai watchers
The band is back together. With the addition of Jeff and tg, they sit in a much better spot than before. Has all the potential to win it all but needs to work on their…
🛡️ Squad Review
It's not how big it is. It's how you use it.
🛡️ Big Dick Boys
King and the boys will look to make their mark on USL this season as the underdog squad. The amount of years combined between all of these players is impressive. But that doesn't…
🛡️ Squad Review
This squad stacked so hard! If Worms, Apoc, and WH had a baby this would be it.
🛡️ hentai watchers
Joking aside this squad is going to be in the champ match. The only flaw I see is them having to start essentially 4 meds (slob, fairfax, staley, kaga). Two of these guys will…
🛡️ Squad Review
bible black aka chicks with dicks fitting.
🛡️ hentai watchers
kaga> reeeeeeeeeeeee lmg sux now slob> class changes too big brained for me to dodge now Ext> AT is def broken if I can rank with it Tactical> sup dude tg> I went 2-10 but played…
🛡️ Squad Review
Big Dick Boys more like Lil Baby Dicks.
🛡️ Big Dick Boys
Nice mix of some old SOE and newer players. If they can get some of their inactive guys to log on and sb more they should be in the running for a playoff spot.
🛡️ Squad Review
ITS BIRDS TIME TO BE A KILLER(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJLsNo9sCU&t=5s)
🛡️ Locker Heads
Can Bird be the killer he's always thought he could be? Can Neg shit wins? Can pandy not be 2-10 pandy? Will Darth ever find that 1million dollar locker? Will split not be high…
🛡️ Squad Review
Dave comes through to bring a 6th squad into the league. He definitely bribed Sol.
🛡️ MOMO
If Sol shows the entire season they could possibly move into 3rd or 2nd place tbh but atm I have them 4th. Dave brings his usual following of danny, jane, gary and r for another…
🛡️ Squad Review
THE ICEMAN HYPE
🛡️ Big Dick Boys
TyraeL brings a squad into the league with primarily CTFers. Will Roman be leading or is it going to be King? Either way this is yet another inactive squad whom apart from king/…
🛡️ Squad Review
chicas latest squad, will ghost / havok stay around and log in?
🛡️ We Forgot 2 Warm Up
Good work on getting another squad into the league chica. The usual people are with her in lyric, touk and babble. Im unsure as to who contrived is. This squad hasn't really been…
🔮 Match Prediction
Vid pred cause im too lazy to type an essay; https://youtu.be/mSa5f05Hf_I
✅ FU vs Team FourStar
https://youtu.be/mSa5f05Hf_I Summary: 40's-20's BTB; MVP: A med
🔮 Match Prediction
With backs banned for this match Distrikt and Kevin might be able to carry to a win here.
✅ Magnum Opus vs Bye Week
With both squads standing at 0-2 this could very likely be a match to see who remains in the race for 4th seed of the playoffs. The other squad in contention for that is idk whom…
🛡️ Squad Review
BB's back again with a significantly better lineup than a competitive squad last season.
🛡️ So Troll
So Troll: Predicted Finish: 3rd Key Player: NinJ Sleeper: Dragon Predicted +/-: +110 Wins O/U: 3.5 Predicted Lineup / Grades: TaterThot(LMG) Kevin (Ma) Colossal (Ma) Pandy (Ma)…
🛡️ Squad Review
FU?!? What is this NML circa 2003? Regardless, Fairfax has brought together a great group of players.
🛡️ FU
FU was the first squad formed in the off season, and I believe are early front runners for the #1 seed. The marines on this squad easily stand up to any squad we've seen in the…
🔮 Match Prediction
Battle of the Best, probable championship preview.
✅ friend vs Stiletto Nails
This week we get the two unbeatens squaring off in what should be a good match. friend (3-0) and Stiletto Nails (3-0) will both be looking to improve their record and be sitting…
🔮 Match Prediction
I still see some weak points in WA's lineup and I think that catches up to them. If PC plays smart they should be able to squeak one out vs WA.
✅ Weaponized Autism_old vs Purple Cobras
Purple Cobras: After some squad drama that lead to eric maybe going MIA this season, PC was actually losing to AI throughout the first half of the match this past Sunday.…
🔮 Match Prediction
Time to see how weaponized this squad's autism really is.
✅ Weaponized Autism_old vs friend
friend really struggled in their Week 1 match, beating Ad Infinitum by only 58. Meanwhile Weaponized Autism needed triple overtime to beat Whoa by an underwhelming 96 kills. Both…
🛡️ Squad Review
Purple Cobras are Eric's latest creation, and I'm looking forward to seeing he and his group this season. Looking to avenge the loss to Average Joe's to compete for a title.
🛡️ Purple Cobras
While the league is still top heavy I commend Eric for getting away from Sov and bringing us his own stacked squad. These guys are probably my favorites to win the ring this…
🛡️ Squad Review
Whoa, should be interesting to watch through the course of the season. DaddyOG and Octavian have teamed up to create a squad and help get more players involved in the league.
🛡️ Whoa 2.0
While Whoa should be interesting to watch it might not always be for the best. I think for this squad just making progress through the course of the season will be more important…
🛡️ Squad Review
Ad Infinitum has better players than the usually predicted 5th place team does, Brill/Mizz moving down a tier from their usual squads is great for Infantry and great for AI.
🛡️ Ad Infinitum
Ad Infinitum: Predicted Finish: 5 Key Player: Brillhart Sleeper: Furcifier Predicted +/-: -199 Wins O/U: 1.5 Predicted Lineup / Grades: Brillhart (Ma) Emp (Ma) Ice (Ma) mad? (Ma)…
🛡️ Squad Review
Yosh might have to play this season? I hear he's worse than dave. Plus no Eric and no Champion? Where's noskeeper? Has Sov given up on Infantry?
🛡️ friend
So after two seasons of being the predicted champions on day one, the Weebs have split up a little bit. Not much mind you. But there's a little bit different of a look to this…
🛡️ Squad Review
You m-m-m-m-m-m-m-make me happy!
🛡️ Weaponized Autism_old
Definitely the most active squad so far, and having scrimmed them a few times and seen them scrim another dozen times, I have to say I am thoroughly impressed with this group. At…
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