American by birth and Southern by the grace of God
Means that everything I do, I do it right
New York and California, you can go and have your fun
But down here I got a list of what I like
Eating tater tots and pussy
Sucking Mountain Dew and tits
Kick my grandpa in his nutsack
Then I suck my boss' dick
Fuck my cousin in her asshole 'fore I finished on her tits
Then I shoot my neighbor's cat
I love that redneck shit

I'm betting on CC on this one. FUCK MORTON. Garbage.

What if someone wants to bet only $10? That's okay, right? Asking for a friend.

morton didnt pitch bad in game 3 but i'd rather see mccullers if he's ready on short rest

should use him anyways even in bullpen but yeah start him on short rest. put morton in the bullpen all the pitchers are going all out anyways on this one on both ends.

Fuck that just throw Verlander again. He doesn't need a career he's got Kate upton.

mccullers injury history is a concern, he's a starter that can't throw starter innings for more than half a season at a time

The Yankees woke up the bats last night, Houston wins by more than 5 runs... it won't even be a ball game by the 5th inning. Ship it.

Astros gonna take it

Judge gonna have 4 rbis in a yankees win

Judge is a monster

I still think Astros are gonna take it, they always win in clutch games.

dunno Morton ERA... lmao.

Easy fcking money. Keep doubting the God.

not even over and celebrating already lol...

Lol stfu.

RIP yankees.