LOL

Poor Sinnage

He'll never get the rank of Jedi Master at this rate

Officially putting Metal on Uslzone.com ddos watch

LMAO

ROFL!

Damn it Emp, don't rank up before me, I don't wanna be bossed around.

I'm the Emperor

I boss everyone around

This all happened because someone was dumb enough to promote dp to admin.

If he wasn't so terrible at his job, I never would have started trolling. Now I'm a private. Damn. I really need to re-evaluate my goals for USL.

Metal you hold so many grudges on a 20 year old game. Grow the fuck up already there kid.

You better respek metal forge. This nigga got demoted, he's unstable now.

I could go off at any second. Anyone could be the victim of my wisecracks. Most will take me seriously, some will rage, others will shake their heads in dismay that I can still get this sort of reaction. Banned and demoted in the past two weeks, ya'll so tilted. There's only a small handful of players in USL that get to see me in non-troll form, so you might as well get used to it. Come see me on top 10. Still a First Lieutenant at heart.

Privates should only be able to post once per day

Jordan, you're my #1 dickrider. You mention me an average of 4 times each game (from watching the videos), and I can't post on these forums without you instantly replying. Do you sit at home and refresh your pages until you see me online? I bet you get a hard-on when the text field pops up and you start typing. Get off my nuts already, you're terrible at this game, you were terrible in CTFPL, and I'm sorry that you got butthurt that I abandoned you and your fellow Apollo nerds all the time to play a real zone, but it is what it is, man.

You sound like the guys who always say "I was gonna join the military, but..". @Eric, please provide more feedback when available.

you seem upset

I will announce waduhek vs bbb with someone from apoc (hopefully someone cool like hentai Staley)

I'll announce, I am the greatest SL live member in history

No.. just no I will go on another 2hr rant if I go in on this one jared.

Go back to tending your trees, it's the only thing you're good at.