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I spent hours pouring over the data and have come up with the following highly flawed analysis of this week's matches. Check the fantasy section at the bottom for a cheat sheet on how to lose horribly at fantasy this week.
With great appreciation for the people still running this (and slightly less for the person that made a ripper/sniper combo class),
Armor
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USL SEASON 56 — WEEK 1 PREDICTIONS
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⚔️ W112 | 12.7mm @ Warhawks
📅 Apr 26 🗺️ Map: EC
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📊 12.7mm: 1-9 (10% win) — 12/12 players w/ history
📊 Warhawks: 22-6 (79% win) — 13/13 players w/ history
— STATS ────────────────────────────────────────
Roster avg K/D: 12.7mm 0.40 vs Warhawks 1.94
Roster avg KPG: 12.7mm 3.4 vs Warhawks 7.9
Career team K/D: 12.7mm 0.37 vs Warhawks 1.76
— HEAD TO HEAD ────────────────────────────────────────
No prior matchup history.
— 12.7MM KEY PLAYERS ────────────────────────────────────────
⚔️ MTR3 (GRE) — KPG: 8.4 K/D: 0.60 [improving]
⚔️ Thiz (ATR) — KPG: 4.6 K/D: 0.46 [improving]
⚔️ Jager- (MAR) — KPG: 4.3 K/D: 0.53 [improving]
⚔️ Mystery (MAR) — KPG: 4.1 K/D: 0.37 [declining]
💊 Bouncer (MED) — K/D: 0.59 [steady]
💊 chica (MED) — K/D: 0.36 [declining]
— WARHAWKS KEY PLAYERS ────────────────────────────────────────
⚔️ megachompy (RNG) — KPG: 13.5 K/D: 3.23 [improving]
⚔️ The Gift (LMG) — KPG: 12.2 K/D: 2.78 [improving]
⚔️ Colossal (MAR) — KPG: 11.8 K/D: 3.41 [improving]
⚔️ Rio (LMG) — KPG: 10.8 K/D: 2.59 [declining]
💊 Fairfax (MED) — K/D: 1.23 [steady]
💊 Aerith (MED) — K/D: 0.93 [declining]
— PREDICTION ────────────────────────────────────────
Win probability: 12.7mm 25% | Warhawks 75%
Confidence: HIGH
Warhawks holds a massive K/D edge (1.94 vs 0.40) based on their roster's recent seasons. No prior head-to-head history. Keep an eye on megachompy (RNG, 13.5 KPG) — likely the X-factor.
📌 PICK: Warhawks 🟢 HIGH
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⚔️ W1 | Access Denied @ hot tub boys
📅 Apr 26 🗺️ Map: EC
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📊 Access Denied: 5-14 (26% win) — 11/12 players w/ history
📊 hot tub boys: 0-0 (0% win) — 12/12 players w/ history
— STATS ────────────────────────────────────────
Roster avg K/D: Access Denied 0.58 vs hot tub boys 1.33
Roster avg KPG: Access Denied 3.7 vs hot tub boys 7.1
Career team K/D: Access Denied 0.64 vs hot tub boys 0.00
— HEAD TO HEAD ────────────────────────────────────────
No prior matchup history.
— ACCESS DENIED KEY PLAYERS ────────────────────────────────────────
⚔️ Dracolich (MAR) — KPG: 7.6 K/D: 0.97 [steady]
⚔️ Chaos Blade (MAR) — KPG: 5.7 K/D: 0.65 [steady]
⚔️ abyss (MAR) — KPG: 4.7 K/D: 0.78 [improving]
⚔️ lammainazu (MAR) — KPG: 3.8 K/D: 0.34 [steady]
💊 hubris (MED) — K/D: 1.10 [steady]
💊 s.f. (MED) — K/D: 0.06 [declining]
— HOT TUB BOYS KEY PLAYERS ────────────────────────────────────────
⚔️ somera (RNG) — KPG: 11.5 K/D: 1.88 [declining]
⚔️ FlyMolo (LMG) — KPG: 9.7 K/D: 1.38 [steady]
⚔️ K (GRE) — KPG: 9.4 K/D: 1.36 [improving]
⚔️ Universal Soldier2k (MAR) — KPG: 8.1 K/D: 1.77 [declining]
💊 victim (MED) — K/D: 1.31 [improving]
💊 Daddy (MED) — K/D: 0.59 [steady]
— PREDICTION ────────────────────────────────────────
Win probability: Access Denied 57% | hot tub boys 43%
Confidence: LEAN
hot tub boys holds a solid K/D edge (1.33 vs 0.58) based on their roster's recent seasons. No prior head-to-head history. Keep an eye on somera (RNG, 11.5 KPG) — likely the X-factor.
📌 PICK: Access Denied 🔵 LEAN
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⚔️ W1 | Bus Riders @ Access Denied
📅 Apr 26 🗺️ Map: EC
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📊 Bus Riders: 19-1 (95% win) — 11/11 players w/ history
📊 Access Denied: 5-14 (26% win) — 11/12 players w/ history
— STATS ────────────────────────────────────────
Roster avg K/D: Bus Riders 2.14 vs Access Denied 0.58
Roster avg KPG: Bus Riders 8.8 vs Access Denied 3.7
Career team K/D: Bus Riders 2.96 vs Access Denied 0.64
— HEAD TO HEAD ────────────────────────────────────────
No prior matchup history.
— BUS RIDERS KEY PLAYERS ────────────────────────────────────────
⚔️ o (MAR) — KPG: 17.0 K/D: 3.10 [improving]
⚔️ Sov (ATR) — KPG: 14.0 K/D: 4.33 [improving]
⚔️ P (MAR) — KPG: 12.2 K/D: 2.73 [improving]
⚔️ Champion (MAR) — KPG: 10.2 K/D: 2.80 [declining]
💊 Sabotage (MED) — K/D: 1.68 [declining]
💊 i (MED) — K/D: 1.39 [declining]
— ACCESS DENIED KEY PLAYERS ────────────────────────────────────────
⚔️ Dracolich (MAR) — KPG: 7.6 K/D: 0.97 [steady]
⚔️ Chaos Blade (MAR) — KPG: 5.7 K/D: 0.65 [steady]
⚔️ abyss (MAR) — KPG: 4.7 K/D: 0.78 [improving]
⚔️ lammainazu (MAR) — KPG: 3.8 K/D: 0.34 [steady]
💊 hubris (MED) — K/D: 1.10 [steady]
💊 s.f. (MED) — K/D: 0.06 [declining]
— PREDICTION ────────────────────────────────────────
Win probability: Bus Riders 70% | Access Denied 30%
Confidence: HIGH
Bus Riders holds a massive K/D edge (2.14 vs 0.58) based on their roster's recent seasons. No prior head-to-head history. Keep an eye on o (MAR, 17.0 KPG) — likely the X-factor.
📌 PICK: Bus Riders 🟢 HIGH
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⚔️ W1 | meme team @ Ouroborus
📅 Apr 26, 10:15 PM 🗺️ Map: EC
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📊 meme team: 0-0 (0% win) — 12/12 players w/ history
📊 Ouroborus: 0-0 (0% win) — 12/13 players w/ history
— STATS ────────────────────────────────────────
Roster avg K/D: meme team 1.58 vs Ouroborus 1.06
Roster avg KPG: meme team 6.6 vs Ouroborus 5.5
Career team K/D: meme team 0.00 vs Ouroborus 0.00
— HEAD TO HEAD ────────────────────────────────────────
No prior matchup history.
— MEME TEAM KEY PLAYERS ────────────────────────────────────────
⚔️ pink (MAR) — KPG: 11.6 K/D: 3.10 [improving]
⚔️ Shasta (LMG) — KPG: 11.1 K/D: 2.96 [steady]
⚔️ Rogue (ATR) — KPG: 8.8 K/D: 2.11 [improving]
⚔️ Herthbul (MAR) — KPG: 7.5 K/D: 1.84 [improving]
💊 m (MED) — K/D: 0.70 [steady]
💊 Stavudine (MED) — K/D: 0.25 [steady]
— OUROBORUS KEY PLAYERS ────────────────────────────────────────
⚔️ Pandy (MAR) — KPG: 12.0 K/D: 1.76 [declining]
⚔️ THE MOUNTAIN (LMG) — KPG: 10.9 K/D: 2.43 [improving]
⚔️ Win (MAR) — KPG: 4.5 K/D: 0.68 [declining]
⚔️ Pliskin (MAR) — KPG: 4.3 K/D: 1.63 [improving]
💊 Su1c1der (MED) — K/D: 0.32 [declining]
💊 DevilDog (MED) — K/D: 0.10 [steady]
— PREDICTION ────────────────────────────────────────
Win probability: meme team 54% | Ouroborus 46%
Confidence: TOSS-UP
meme team holds a solid K/D edge (1.58 vs 1.06) based on their roster's recent seasons. No prior head-to-head history. Keep an eye on Pandy (MAR, 12.0 KPG) — likely the X-factor.
📌 PICK: meme team 🟡 TOSS-UP
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🏆 OPTIMAL FANTASY ROSTER ($100 / $100)
Projected total: 515.7 pts
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💊 MEDICS (2 slots)
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Daddy (hot tub boys) — Rating: 71.6 | $14 | 5.11 val/$
ThatDude (12.7mm) — Rating: 52.0 | $10 | 5.20 val/$
⚔️ PLAYERS (6 slots)
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Sol (Warhawks) — Rating: 87.4 | $17 | 5.14 val/$
Sabotage (Bus Riders) — Rating: 72.4 | $14 | 5.17 val/$
Herthbul (meme team) — Rating: 66.8 | $13 | 5.14 val/$
Bouncer (12.7mm) — Rating: 57.0 | $11 | 5.18 val/$
abyss (Access Denied) — Rating: 56.9 | $11 | 5.17 val/$
Mystery (12.7mm) — Rating: 51.6 | $10 | 5.16 val/$
— VALUE PICKS (best rating per dollar) ────────────────────────────────────────
★ = in optimal roster above
💊 ThatDude (12.7mm) — 52.0 rating / $10 = 5.2 val/$ ★
⚔️ Bouncer (12.7mm) — 57.0 rating / $11 = 5.18 val/$ ★
⚔️ abyss (Access Denied) — 56.9 rating / $11 = 5.17 val/$ ★
⚔️ Sabotage (Bus Riders) — 72.4 rating / $14 = 5.17 val/$ ★
⚔️ Mystery (12.7mm) — 51.6 rating / $10 = 5.16 val/$ ★
⚔️ Chaos Blade (Access Denied) — 61.7 rating / $12 = 5.14 val/$
⚔️ Sol (Warhawks) — 87.4 rating / $17 = 5.14 val/$ ★
⚔️ Herthbul (meme team) — 66.8 rating / $13 = 5.14 val/$ ★
💊 Stavudine (meme team) — 82.2 rating / $16 = 5.14 val/$
⚔️ England (meme team) — 71.9 rating / $14 = 5.14 val/$
⚔️ solid snake22 (12.7mm) — 51.3 rating / $10 = 5.13 val/$
💊 s.f. (Access Denied) — 61.5 rating / $12 = 5.12 val/$
— UPGRADE PATHS (ceiling vs efficiency) ────────────────────────────────────────
Swap ThatDude ($10, 52.0) → Stavudine ($16, 82.2) [+$6]
Swap Mystery ($10, 51.6) → England ($14, 71.9) [+$4]
With great appreciation for the people still running this (and slightly less for the person that made a ripper/sniper combo class),
Armor
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USL SEASON 56 — WEEK 1 PREDICTIONS
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⚔️ W112 | 12.7mm @ Warhawks
📅 Apr 26 🗺️ Map: EC
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📊 12.7mm: 1-9 (10% win) — 12/12 players w/ history
📊 Warhawks: 22-6 (79% win) — 13/13 players w/ history
— STATS ────────────────────────────────────────
Roster avg K/D: 12.7mm 0.40 vs Warhawks 1.94
Roster avg KPG: 12.7mm 3.4 vs Warhawks 7.9
Career team K/D: 12.7mm 0.37 vs Warhawks 1.76
— HEAD TO HEAD ────────────────────────────────────────
No prior matchup history.
— 12.7MM KEY PLAYERS ────────────────────────────────────────
⚔️ MTR3 (GRE) — KPG: 8.4 K/D: 0.60 [improving]
⚔️ Thiz (ATR) — KPG: 4.6 K/D: 0.46 [improving]
⚔️ Jager- (MAR) — KPG: 4.3 K/D: 0.53 [improving]
⚔️ Mystery (MAR) — KPG: 4.1 K/D: 0.37 [declining]
💊 Bouncer (MED) — K/D: 0.59 [steady]
💊 chica (MED) — K/D: 0.36 [declining]
— WARHAWKS KEY PLAYERS ────────────────────────────────────────
⚔️ megachompy (RNG) — KPG: 13.5 K/D: 3.23 [improving]
⚔️ The Gift (LMG) — KPG: 12.2 K/D: 2.78 [improving]
⚔️ Colossal (MAR) — KPG: 11.8 K/D: 3.41 [improving]
⚔️ Rio (LMG) — KPG: 10.8 K/D: 2.59 [declining]
💊 Fairfax (MED) — K/D: 1.23 [steady]
💊 Aerith (MED) — K/D: 0.93 [declining]
— PREDICTION ────────────────────────────────────────
Win probability: 12.7mm 25% | Warhawks 75%
Confidence: HIGH
Warhawks holds a massive K/D edge (1.94 vs 0.40) based on their roster's recent seasons. No prior head-to-head history. Keep an eye on megachompy (RNG, 13.5 KPG) — likely the X-factor.
📌 PICK: Warhawks 🟢 HIGH
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⚔️ W1 | Access Denied @ hot tub boys
📅 Apr 26 🗺️ Map: EC
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📊 Access Denied: 5-14 (26% win) — 11/12 players w/ history
📊 hot tub boys: 0-0 (0% win) — 12/12 players w/ history
— STATS ────────────────────────────────────────
Roster avg K/D: Access Denied 0.58 vs hot tub boys 1.33
Roster avg KPG: Access Denied 3.7 vs hot tub boys 7.1
Career team K/D: Access Denied 0.64 vs hot tub boys 0.00
— HEAD TO HEAD ────────────────────────────────────────
No prior matchup history.
— ACCESS DENIED KEY PLAYERS ────────────────────────────────────────
⚔️ Dracolich (MAR) — KPG: 7.6 K/D: 0.97 [steady]
⚔️ Chaos Blade (MAR) — KPG: 5.7 K/D: 0.65 [steady]
⚔️ abyss (MAR) — KPG: 4.7 K/D: 0.78 [improving]
⚔️ lammainazu (MAR) — KPG: 3.8 K/D: 0.34 [steady]
💊 hubris (MED) — K/D: 1.10 [steady]
💊 s.f. (MED) — K/D: 0.06 [declining]
— HOT TUB BOYS KEY PLAYERS ────────────────────────────────────────
⚔️ somera (RNG) — KPG: 11.5 K/D: 1.88 [declining]
⚔️ FlyMolo (LMG) — KPG: 9.7 K/D: 1.38 [steady]
⚔️ K (GRE) — KPG: 9.4 K/D: 1.36 [improving]
⚔️ Universal Soldier2k (MAR) — KPG: 8.1 K/D: 1.77 [declining]
💊 victim (MED) — K/D: 1.31 [improving]
💊 Daddy (MED) — K/D: 0.59 [steady]
— PREDICTION ────────────────────────────────────────
Win probability: Access Denied 57% | hot tub boys 43%
Confidence: LEAN
hot tub boys holds a solid K/D edge (1.33 vs 0.58) based on their roster's recent seasons. No prior head-to-head history. Keep an eye on somera (RNG, 11.5 KPG) — likely the X-factor.
📌 PICK: Access Denied 🔵 LEAN
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⚔️ W1 | Bus Riders @ Access Denied
📅 Apr 26 🗺️ Map: EC
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📊 Bus Riders: 19-1 (95% win) — 11/11 players w/ history
📊 Access Denied: 5-14 (26% win) — 11/12 players w/ history
— STATS ────────────────────────────────────────
Roster avg K/D: Bus Riders 2.14 vs Access Denied 0.58
Roster avg KPG: Bus Riders 8.8 vs Access Denied 3.7
Career team K/D: Bus Riders 2.96 vs Access Denied 0.64
— HEAD TO HEAD ────────────────────────────────────────
No prior matchup history.
— BUS RIDERS KEY PLAYERS ────────────────────────────────────────
⚔️ o (MAR) — KPG: 17.0 K/D: 3.10 [improving]
⚔️ Sov (ATR) — KPG: 14.0 K/D: 4.33 [improving]
⚔️ P (MAR) — KPG: 12.2 K/D: 2.73 [improving]
⚔️ Champion (MAR) — KPG: 10.2 K/D: 2.80 [declining]
💊 Sabotage (MED) — K/D: 1.68 [declining]
💊 i (MED) — K/D: 1.39 [declining]
— ACCESS DENIED KEY PLAYERS ────────────────────────────────────────
⚔️ Dracolich (MAR) — KPG: 7.6 K/D: 0.97 [steady]
⚔️ Chaos Blade (MAR) — KPG: 5.7 K/D: 0.65 [steady]
⚔️ abyss (MAR) — KPG: 4.7 K/D: 0.78 [improving]
⚔️ lammainazu (MAR) — KPG: 3.8 K/D: 0.34 [steady]
💊 hubris (MED) — K/D: 1.10 [steady]
💊 s.f. (MED) — K/D: 0.06 [declining]
— PREDICTION ────────────────────────────────────────
Win probability: Bus Riders 70% | Access Denied 30%
Confidence: HIGH
Bus Riders holds a massive K/D edge (2.14 vs 0.58) based on their roster's recent seasons. No prior head-to-head history. Keep an eye on o (MAR, 17.0 KPG) — likely the X-factor.
📌 PICK: Bus Riders 🟢 HIGH
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⚔️ W1 | meme team @ Ouroborus
📅 Apr 26, 10:15 PM 🗺️ Map: EC
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📊 meme team: 0-0 (0% win) — 12/12 players w/ history
📊 Ouroborus: 0-0 (0% win) — 12/13 players w/ history
— STATS ────────────────────────────────────────
Roster avg K/D: meme team 1.58 vs Ouroborus 1.06
Roster avg KPG: meme team 6.6 vs Ouroborus 5.5
Career team K/D: meme team 0.00 vs Ouroborus 0.00
— HEAD TO HEAD ────────────────────────────────────────
No prior matchup history.
— MEME TEAM KEY PLAYERS ────────────────────────────────────────
⚔️ pink (MAR) — KPG: 11.6 K/D: 3.10 [improving]
⚔️ Shasta (LMG) — KPG: 11.1 K/D: 2.96 [steady]
⚔️ Rogue (ATR) — KPG: 8.8 K/D: 2.11 [improving]
⚔️ Herthbul (MAR) — KPG: 7.5 K/D: 1.84 [improving]
💊 m (MED) — K/D: 0.70 [steady]
💊 Stavudine (MED) — K/D: 0.25 [steady]
— OUROBORUS KEY PLAYERS ────────────────────────────────────────
⚔️ Pandy (MAR) — KPG: 12.0 K/D: 1.76 [declining]
⚔️ THE MOUNTAIN (LMG) — KPG: 10.9 K/D: 2.43 [improving]
⚔️ Win (MAR) — KPG: 4.5 K/D: 0.68 [declining]
⚔️ Pliskin (MAR) — KPG: 4.3 K/D: 1.63 [improving]
💊 Su1c1der (MED) — K/D: 0.32 [declining]
💊 DevilDog (MED) — K/D: 0.10 [steady]
— PREDICTION ────────────────────────────────────────
Win probability: meme team 54% | Ouroborus 46%
Confidence: TOSS-UP
meme team holds a solid K/D edge (1.58 vs 1.06) based on their roster's recent seasons. No prior head-to-head history. Keep an eye on Pandy (MAR, 12.0 KPG) — likely the X-factor.
📌 PICK: meme team 🟡 TOSS-UP
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🏆 OPTIMAL FANTASY ROSTER ($100 / $100)
Projected total: 515.7 pts
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💊 MEDICS (2 slots)
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Daddy (hot tub boys) — Rating: 71.6 | $14 | 5.11 val/$
ThatDude (12.7mm) — Rating: 52.0 | $10 | 5.20 val/$
⚔️ PLAYERS (6 slots)
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Sol (Warhawks) — Rating: 87.4 | $17 | 5.14 val/$
Sabotage (Bus Riders) — Rating: 72.4 | $14 | 5.17 val/$
Herthbul (meme team) — Rating: 66.8 | $13 | 5.14 val/$
Bouncer (12.7mm) — Rating: 57.0 | $11 | 5.18 val/$
abyss (Access Denied) — Rating: 56.9 | $11 | 5.17 val/$
Mystery (12.7mm) — Rating: 51.6 | $10 | 5.16 val/$
— VALUE PICKS (best rating per dollar) ────────────────────────────────────────
★ = in optimal roster above
💊 ThatDude (12.7mm) — 52.0 rating / $10 = 5.2 val/$ ★
⚔️ Bouncer (12.7mm) — 57.0 rating / $11 = 5.18 val/$ ★
⚔️ abyss (Access Denied) — 56.9 rating / $11 = 5.17 val/$ ★
⚔️ Sabotage (Bus Riders) — 72.4 rating / $14 = 5.17 val/$ ★
⚔️ Mystery (12.7mm) — 51.6 rating / $10 = 5.16 val/$ ★
⚔️ Chaos Blade (Access Denied) — 61.7 rating / $12 = 5.14 val/$
⚔️ Sol (Warhawks) — 87.4 rating / $17 = 5.14 val/$ ★
⚔️ Herthbul (meme team) — 66.8 rating / $13 = 5.14 val/$ ★
💊 Stavudine (meme team) — 82.2 rating / $16 = 5.14 val/$
⚔️ England (meme team) — 71.9 rating / $14 = 5.14 val/$
⚔️ solid snake22 (12.7mm) — 51.3 rating / $10 = 5.13 val/$
💊 s.f. (Access Denied) — 61.5 rating / $12 = 5.12 val/$
— UPGRADE PATHS (ceiling vs efficiency) ────────────────────────────────────────
Swap ThatDude ($10, 52.0) → Stavudine ($16, 82.2) [+$6]
Swap Mystery ($10, 51.6) → England ($14, 71.9) [+$4]
Edited Apr 24, 2026
