Sonichu -= UPGRADED =-

by Aska · April 23, 2018 · 6 views · Season 14 · take yer beatin

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Most toxic squad in the league. They are just out there doing things that benefit only themselves and having fun doing it. The same core of slithering snakes is back again to cheat and stack their way to another e-ring. They were able to shred last season's dead weight Kay's Krew Kevin and worms kaga. At the same time boosting their marine power level by hoarding 5 of the top 8 Marines. Their only slight weakness might be the medic department but I don't think they have anything to worry about since Iron is playing at the highest level and envy can definitely hold his own when surrounded by this much raw firepower. Most teams will probably be dead before they used up their energy. They are on almost every night, stomping on noobs left and right while laughing their ass off on discord. Real big dick gangsters of infantry. Might as well give them the ring now, I hate these nerds lolz Q_Q Starters: Champion Shasta God noskeeper Iron (Medic) Zeus/The Mountain Sov envy (medic) MVP: Sov, the curry melon bread. This squad would still be great without Sov, but with Sov, they will always win. (SHRUG) Greg Popovich: SELFISH! Sov can't win without hording top 3 marines!!! :x

👥 Player Notes

Champion

Reigning MVP. #1 law sniper according to Jane. Retail WoW and God of War will prevent Champion from logging on Infantry consistently but it doesn't really matter since he will still put up big numbers with this core. Only weakness is getting too aggressive when the Bruins win and he is drunk as fuck. Hell yeah.

Sov

Rusty nerd with a broken spirit. Spend most of his time licking his wounds on LoL.

nos

Best mousing nerd right now. Nos is a cool dude to hang around and kill peeps with. Activity is now a big question mark since he has no desire to stomp on lesser squads by 50 kills so he would rather just play Fortnite and build. He also ignored me begging him to join idc. Come on mang, not even a reply? RUDE.

Best med in the game right now. Underrated for centuries due to his dirty brother stealing his monitor/headset/keyboard/turban and oppressing his talent. Iron is a beast, he's got more pub play seconds than Johnny Rico, that is impressive. He once yelled at me for telling him to calm down, we don't talk anymore. :'(

Shasta

The sleeping beauty. #1 muscle (?). Shasta reunited with the nerds after one season of only showing up on Sundays. Rarely make any mistakes, will kill you quietly and whisper in your ears as you die a swift death. Activity is the only concern but will still start due to roster limits.

God

#2 Muscle mercenary thug. Easoe reunited with these King Nerds after getting STOMPED on by my lag laser in last season's championship duels. He will do whatever he wants, talk trash to everyone, and get massive amount of kills. Look for Sov to blame easoe instantly if they start losing (which probably won't happen at all this season).

THE MOUNTAIN

Sov's young sith that turned against him but still hang around him. Best use of stupid quotes as kill macro award. SV's sole purpose on infantry is to log on to troll and trigger various nerds. He is a great addition to any squad due to his flexibility and activity level. Too bad he will never really leave Sov.

Rogue

Corrupted Admin does kno de wae. He went from a nobody for 10 years to become the most corrupted admin since dave. #2 law sniper according to Jane (lol). Eric is a more vocal version of sv, always calling out focuses and pushes on discord. Great back up leader, will sometimes cast drunk rage bloodlust on himself. Watch out for his ultra long ass super far away flanks, this usually wipe lesser squads to the ground.

yosh

Yoshimokarasuto, the most all around chill person on infantry after Fairfax. He will also play any game with you, you just have to wait in line since he's got 102,312,513 friends wanting to play with him. He is like a non-scumbag version of dave and is the only person that will laugh at my jokes. Skill wise, yosh is decent at everything but more than makes up for it with his awareness and shot calling capabilities. He is the glue that hold these nerds together.

envy

envy had enough shenanigans in PUBG and Fortnite with Yosh. Came back and instantly surrounds himself with the ultra stack. Will probably start at medic unless Sov goes nerd rage on him.

Active marine that is good at holding positions. His game will improve If he can avoid getting focused down. Sometimes will struggle from getting yelled at by Sov. Dude have you watched the latest DBZ episode yet? Yamcha IRL.