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Captain Marine 🥉 Bronze Dueler 🔱 Titan 🏆 2 Records 🏅 13 Championships 🥇 3 Season Leaders ⚔️ Compare

★ Community Rating · 1842 · #45 of 203 160W·135L

Career

122-36

158 Games

77.2%

Win%

1,193

Kills

698

Deaths

1.71

K/D

7.55

KPG

77.3

#37 Rating

Joined Sep 16, 2014 · Last login Aug 28, 2026

Analyst Notes 25 Avg rating: 7.7

📈 Rating History on a 0–10 scale, oldest → newest

Rogue Bus Riders Review Jan 7, 2026 · Season 55

The rat king himself, pistor has good aim and good laws, however he completely ignores dodging while focusing on aiming straining his meds.. specifically iron when hes yelling "IRON HEAL ME" like sov did on k dude. Aim: 9, Dodge: 7, Consitency: 8

tg Over 9000 Review Jul 3, 2025 · Season 22

Pistor has been leading for seasons now and is pretty effective. I feel his aim and dodge has improved dramatically since he's stopped medding.

tg Season 27 Review Jul 3, 2025 · Season 53

Pistor has been leading for seasons now and is pretty effective. I feel his aim and dodge has improved dramatically since he's stopped medding.

hvk Cocaine Review Mar 7, 2025 · Season 26

Aim: 92 Dodge: 82 Awareness: 82 Game changing: 85 Overall: 85 Pistor tends to get tunnel vision when he's leading and will lock in and out of focus so he tends to take a lot of unnecessary damage. This rating doesn't reflect what he would be if he didn't have to lead. Even with that said he performs great.

Aerith Cocaine Review Mar 4, 2025 · Season 26

One of the current top leaders in the game. I'm not personally a fan of the style and find it boring but it works so it's hard to argue against. A very capable marine on top of it.

Romulocks Cocaine Review Mar 1, 2025 · Season 26

Pistor deserves a boost to his rating because of how successfully he can walk and chew bubble gum at the same time. It's widely understood in USL that leading a squad requires that a player take a significant hit to their individual play quality. It's a sacrifice that squads have understood and accepted. But Pistor has broken that mold, given that he has improved, both in terms of leadership and play quality, steadily season by season. The last two seasons I would define Pistor as a deadly marine, with consistently high accuracy and quality positioning which net him a really great kill/death ratio on the season. While he may not be the best player for a duel, (as Kevin told us on USL Live) Pistor is the glue that brings this whole team together and he knows the strengths and weaknesses of each member of his team better than they probably understand themselves.

Rogue Craps Shooters Review Dec 21, 2023 · Season 21

Cesar is a solid med and more vocal when playing medic, if he's marine he'll be requesting praise and asking for ammo.

dp Team FourStar Review Nov 3, 2023 · Season 20

$200 for c, chump

Rogue Team FourStar Review Oct 28, 2023 · Season 20

Like rev, listens but needs to be more aggressive if he wants to marine.

Tyson Team FourStar Review Aug 20, 2019 · Season 19

Cesar is a well rounded player that can fit in both the marine/medic role. Good aim, and positioning. Marine: 85 Support: N/A Medic: 90

pink So Troll Review Jun 3, 2019 · Season 18

Cesar's playstyle doesn't really fit on this squad, he's hyper passive and BB doesn't utilize that enough. Is quick to abandon a team and run away if it looks like they might lose. Not sure why he ever changed from medic. Will probably crawl back to daddy sov.

Emperor Fwaming Dwagons Review Feb 14, 2019 · Season 16

Solid dude who consistently does well for these Weebs.

Emperor friend Review Feb 14, 2019 · Season 17

Solid dude who consistently does well for these Weebs.

Sin friend Review Feb 13, 2019 · Season 17

He can play on 4k reso, see your dropship from his dropship and mouses. Has played with this leadership for several seasons. Inconsistency with killing power and survivability have relegated him to perennial second fiddle.

pink friend Review Feb 13, 2019 · Season 17

Pistor is very consistent in his marine now, can probably still med in a pinch too. He's not ever going to rank first but he probably won't get most deaths either. Sov might get frustrated with him if they need to push a choke and Cesar is leading the charge, but if the gameplan is passive he'll fit right in.

Rogue Infinity Review Nov 6, 2018 · Season 10

Cesar is a decent marine but a better med. He proved for BBB a few seasons back that hes actually still a better medic than marine with his reso increase.

Rogue No Weebs Allowed Review Nov 6, 2018 · Season 15

Cesar is a decent marine but a better med. He proved for BBB a few seasons back that hes actually still a better medic than marine with his reso increase.

Rogue Fwaming Dwagons Review Oct 23, 2018 · Season 16

Cesar is a decent marine but a better med. He proved for BBB a few seasons back that hes actually still a better medic than marine with his reso increase.

pink No Weebs Allowed Review Aug 9, 2018 · Season 15

Cesar has improved greatly with players around him that are 5 tiers above him, would still be a liability and a target vs top tier squads.

Aska take yer beatin Review Apr 23, 2018 · Season 14

Active marine that is good at holding positions. His game will improve If he can avoid getting focused down. Sometimes will struggle from getting yelled at by Sov. Dude have you watched the latest DBZ episode yet? Yamcha IRL.

KobraRaider The Leftovers Review Jan 13, 2018 · Season 13

Good marine, nice medic. If he rines, look for some hard pushes and picking off targets one at a time. If he meds, look for his ppl to stay alive for a good while.

Carmelo The Leftovers Review Jan 10, 2018 · Season 13

Doesn't do anything good. Does everything average at best. He should be medding this squad. Doesn't listen, bad strafing, not a good all around player. Good roster filler for sure.

Riley Mara Salvatrucha Review Dec 29, 2017 · Season 13

Cesar is difficult to rate for me, he's probably going to Medic, but I think he'd be best served to Marine for this squad. If Backs can utilize him as a Marine and keep him under control he can really do good things for them.

Carmelo Freaks and Geeks Review Sep 29, 2017 · Season 12

Top Medic in the game, the man just wins.

Riley Freaks and Geeks Review Sep 26, 2017 · Season 12

Pistor will need to be clutch on his heals this season. He can get a little to PDW happy and miss heals that he must make for his squad to be successful this season.

Achievements 14

Awards 22

Statistics By Season 24

ⓘ Tap a season to see full stats All-time record Season leader

Season 56 MAR 12 GP

11-112 GP

124K

39D

3.18K/D

10.33KPG

-Heal

-HPG

87.1 Rating

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Record

11-1

Kills

124

Deaths

K/D

3.18

KPG

10.33

Season 55 MAR 10 GP

10-010 GP

132K

47D

2.81K/D

13.2KPG

-Heal

-HPG

91.4 Rating

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Record

10-0

Kills

132

Deaths

K/D

2.81

KPG

13.2

Season 54 MAR 10 GP

9-110 GP

127K

44D

2.89K/D

12.7KPG

-Heal

-HPG

89.5 Rating

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Record

9-1

Kills

127

Deaths

K/D

2.89

KPG

12.7

Season 53 MAR 6 GP

5-16 GP

65K

26D

2.5K/D

10.83KPG

-Heal

-HPG

82.2 Rating

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Record

5-1

Kills

Deaths

K/D

2.5

KPG

10.83

Season 26 MAR 10 GP

9-110 GP

76K

41D

1.85K/D

7.6KPG

-Heal

-HPG

77.6 Rating

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Record

9-1

Kills

Deaths

K/D

1.85

KPG

7.6

Season 25 MAR 8 GP

7-18 GP

73K

39D

1.87K/D

9.13KPG

-Heal

-HPG

78.8 Rating

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Record

7-1

Kills

Deaths

K/D

1.87

KPG

9.13

Season 24 MAR 10 GP

6-410 GP

94K

42D

2.24K/D

9.4KPG

-Heal

-HPG

77.5 Rating

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Record

6-4

Kills

Deaths

K/D

2.24

KPG

9.4

Season 23 MAR 10 GP

4-610 GP

81K

55D

1.47K/D

8.1KPG

-Heal

-HPG

69.2 Rating

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Record

4-6

Kills

Deaths

K/D

1.47

KPG

8.1

Season 22 MAR 5 GP

5-05 GP

52K

18D

2.89K/D

10.4KPG

-Heal

-HPG

83.4 Rating

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Record

5-0

Kills

Deaths

K/D

2.89

KPG

10.4

Season 21 MAR 7 GP

7-07 GP

57K

26D

2.19K/D

8.14KPG

-Heal

-HPG

79.7 Rating

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Record

7-0

Kills

Deaths

K/D

2.19

KPG

8.14

Season 20 MAR 4 GP

4-04 GP

40K

6.67K/D

10KPG

-Heal

-HPG

87.6 Rating

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Record

4-0

Kills

Deaths

K/D

6.67

KPG

Season 19 MED 5 GP

5-05 GP

18K

17D

1.06K/D

3.6KPG

16,461Heal

3292.2HPG

85.8 Rating

▼

Record

5-0

Kills

Deaths

K/D

1.06

KPG

3.6

Healing

16,461

HPG

3292.2

Season 18 MAR 5 GP

4-15 GP

48K

24D

2K/D

9.6KPG

-Heal

-HPG

77 Rating

▼

Record

4-1

Kills

Deaths

K/D

KPG

9.6

Season 17 MAR 5 GP

5-05 GP

39K

12D

3.25K/D

7.8KPG

-Heal

-HPG

81.6 Rating

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Record

5-0

Kills

Deaths

K/D

3.25

KPG

7.8

Season 16 MAR 5 GP

5-05 GP

34K

11D

3.09K/D

6.8KPG

4,503Heal

900.6HPG

80.8 Rating

▼

Record

5-0

Kills

Deaths

K/D

3.09

KPG

6.8

Healing

4,503

HPG

900.6

Season 15 MAR 3 GP

3-03 GP

17K

2.13K/D

5.67KPG

1,544Heal

514.67HPG

74.5 Rating

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Record

3-0

Kills

Deaths

K/D

2.13

KPG

5.67

Healing

1,544

HPG

514.67

Season 14 MAR 6 GP

4-26 GP

46K

29D

1.59K/D

7.67KPG

2,370Heal

395HPG

69.5 Rating

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Record

4-2

Kills

Deaths

K/D

1.59

KPG

7.67

Healing

2,370

HPG

395

Season 13 MAR 8 GP

7-18 GP

29K

24D

1.21K/D

3.63KPG

5,776Heal

722HPG

- Rating

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Record

7-1

Kills

Deaths

K/D

1.21

KPG

3.63

Healing

5,776

HPG

722

Season 12 MED 8 GP

2-68 GP

64D

0.06K/D

0.5KPG

35,986Heal

4498.25HPG

67.9 Rating

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Record

2-6

Kills

Deaths

K/D

0.06

KPG

0.5

Healing

35,986

HPG

4498.25

Season 11 MED 4 GP

0-44 GP

32D

0.22K/D

1.75KPG

12,748Heal

3187HPG

- Rating

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Record

0-4

Kills

Deaths

K/D

0.22

KPG

1.75

Healing

12,748

HPG

3187

Season 10 MAR 1 GP

1-01 GP

1.67K/D

5KPG

-Heal

-HPG

- Rating

▼

Record

1-0

Kills

Deaths

K/D

1.67

KPG

Season 9 MED 7 GP

6-17 GP

27D

0.19K/D

0.71KPG

20,228Heal

2889.71HPG

72.4 Rating

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Record

6-1

Kills

Deaths

K/D

0.19

KPG

0.71

Healing

20,228

HPG

2889.71

Season 4 MAR 4 GP

0-44 GP

16K

45D

0.36K/D

4KPG

-Heal

-HPG

47.4 Rating

▼

Record

0-4

Kills

Deaths

K/D

0.36

KPG

Season 1 MED 5 GP

3-25 GP

19D

0.21K/D

0.8KPG

-Heal

-HPG

59 Rating

▼

Record

3-2

Kills

Deaths

K/D

0.21

KPG

0.8

Matches 158

Player History

Squad Season Matches Period

Bus Riders Current

Season 56

Apr 2026 – Jul 2026

Bus Riders Current

Season 55

Jan 2026 – Mar 2026

Bus Riders Current

Season 54

Sep 2025 – Nov 2025

Season 27

Season 53

Jun 2025 – Aug 2025

Cocaine

Season 26

Mar 2025 – Apr 2025

New World Order

Season 24

Sep 2024 – Oct 2024

Crap Shooters

Season 23

Jun 2024 – Jul 2024

Over 9000

Season 22

Mar 2024 – Apr 2024

Lowlife Thugs

Season 21

Jan 2024 – Feb 2024

Team FourStar

Season 20

Nov 2023

Team FourStar

Season 19

Aug 2019 – Sep 2019

Team FourStar

Season 18

Jun 2019 – Jul 2019

friend

Season 17

Feb 2019 – Mar 2019

Fwaming Dwagons

Season 16

Nov 2018 – Dec 2018

No Weebs Allowed

Season 15

Aug 2018 – Sep 2018

Baby Back Bitches

Season 14

May 2018 – Jun 2018

Allegiance

Season 14

Apr 2018 – May 2018

Sonichu

Season 13

Jan 2018 – Mar 2018

The Leftovers

Season 13

Jan 2018

Freaks and Geeks

Season 12

Oct 2017 – Dec 2017

Allegiance

Season 11

Jun 2017

Light Work

Season 11

May 2017 – Jun 2017

Infinity

Season 10

Mar 2017

New Hope

Season 9

Jan 2016 – Feb 2017

New Money

Season 4

Aug 2015 – Sep 2015

Access Denied

Season 1

Oct 2014 – Nov 2014

Jersey Boys

Season 25

Nov -0001 – Jan 2025

ℹ Note: Aliases tagged transferred were traded or released and are now owned by a different player. The historical record stays for context.

Previous Name Changed To Season Date

HARD

Season 55

Jan 8, 2026

HARD

Season 55

Jan 5, 2026

3 DAYS

Season 53

Jul 30, 2025

3 DAYS

Season 53

Jul 27, 2025

Yamcha

Season 53

May 5, 2025

Yamcha

Season 26

May 1, 2025

Season 24

Oct 21, 2024

Season 24

Aug 29, 2024

Pistor

Season 23

May 6, 2024

Puma transferred

Season 14

Apr 7, 2018

Puma transferred

Season 13

Mar 18, 2018