RankMajor · 31,672 RP · 24% to Colonel
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Major
Stats
Career122-36158 Games
77.2%Win%
1,193Kills
698Deaths
1.71K/D
7.55KPG
77.3#37 Rating
Records
🩹Former Healing Record
💉Former HPG Record
Awards
Campaign Soldier Medal x13
Campaign Commander Medal x4
Combat Commendation Medal x4
The Gift's Support
Leaders
🩹S12 Healing LeaderS12
💉S12 HPG LeaderS12
🌟S19 Top RatedS19
Milestones
🎖️Enlisted
🎖️Centurion
🎖️Lifer
💀Slayer
💀Executioner
🔫Contributor
🏆Winner
🏆Dominant
🌱Rookie
🔰Regular
🏅Taste of Victory
🏅Victor
🏅Conqueror
🏅Warlord
📅First Season
📅Seasoned
📅Season Veteran
📅Lifelong Skirmisher
🔥Double Digits
🔥Rampage
🔥Warpath
Next
Field Medic99,616 / 100,000 healing
Reaper1,193 / 1,500 kills
Immortal158 / 250 games
Bests
Best game25 kills
Best healing game6,503 healing
Best seasonSeason 55 · 132 kills
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Seasons
24
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★All-time record
▲Season leader
SeasonW-LKDK/DKPGHealHPGRating
Season 56
MAR 12 GP
11-112 GP
124K
39D
3.18K/D
10.33KPG
-Heal
-HPG
▼
Record
11-1
Kills
124
Deaths
39
K/D
3.18
KPG
10.33
Season 55
MAR 10 GP
10-010 GP
132K
47D
2.81K/D
13.2KPG
-Heal
-HPG
▼
Record
10-0
Kills
132
Deaths
47
K/D
2.81
KPG
13.2
Season 54
MAR 10 GP
9-110 GP
127K
44D
2.89K/D
12.7KPG
-Heal
-HPG
▼
Record
9-1
Kills
127
Deaths
44
K/D
2.89
KPG
12.7
Season 53
MAR 6 GP
5-16 GP
65K
26D
2.5K/D
10.83KPG
-Heal
-HPG
▼
Record
5-1
Kills
65
Deaths
26
K/D
2.5
KPG
10.83
Season 26
MAR 10 GP
9-110 GP
76K
41D
1.85K/D
7.6KPG
-Heal
-HPG
▼
Record
9-1
Kills
76
Deaths
41
K/D
1.85
KPG
7.6
Season 25
MAR 8 GP
7-18 GP
73K
39D
1.87K/D
9.13KPG
-Heal
-HPG
▼
Record
7-1
Kills
73
Deaths
39
K/D
1.87
KPG
9.13
Season 24
MAR 10 GP
6-410 GP
94K
42D
2.24K/D
9.4KPG
-Heal
-HPG
▼
Record
6-4
Kills
94
Deaths
42
K/D
2.24
KPG
9.4
Season 23
MAR 10 GP
4-610 GP
81K
55D
1.47K/D
8.1KPG
-Heal
-HPG
▼
Record
4-6
Kills
81
Deaths
55
K/D
1.47
KPG
8.1
Season 22
MAR 5 GP
5-05 GP
52K
18D
2.89K/D
10.4KPG
-Heal
-HPG
▼
Record
5-0
Kills
52
Deaths
18
K/D
2.89
KPG
10.4
Season 21
MAR 7 GP
7-07 GP
57K
26D
2.19K/D
8.14KPG
-Heal
-HPG
▼
Record
7-0
Kills
57
Deaths
26
K/D
2.19
KPG
8.14
Season 20
MAR 4 GP
4-04 GP
40K
6D
6.67K/D
10KPG
-Heal
-HPG
▼
Record
4-0
Kills
40
Deaths
6
K/D
6.67
KPG
10
Season 19
MED 5 GP
5-05 GP
18K
17D
1.06K/D
3.6KPG
16,461Heal
3292.2HPG
▼
Record
5-0
Kills
18
Deaths
17
K/D
1.06
KPG
3.6
Healing
16,461
HPG
3292.2
Season 18
MAR 5 GP
4-15 GP
48K
24D
2K/D
9.6KPG
-Heal
-HPG
▼
Record
4-1
Kills
48
Deaths
24
K/D
2
KPG
9.6
Season 17
MAR 5 GP
5-05 GP
39K
12D
3.25K/D
7.8KPG
-Heal
-HPG
▼
Record
5-0
Kills
39
Deaths
12
K/D
3.25
KPG
7.8
Season 16
MAR 5 GP
5-05 GP
34K
11D
3.09K/D
6.8KPG
4,503Heal
900.6HPG
▼
Record
5-0
Kills
34
Deaths
11
K/D
3.09
KPG
6.8
Healing
4,503
HPG
900.6
Season 15
MAR 3 GP
3-03 GP
17K
8D
2.13K/D
5.67KPG
1,544Heal
514.67HPG
▼
Record
3-0
Kills
17
Deaths
8
K/D
2.13
KPG
5.67
Healing
1,544
HPG
514.67
Season 14
MAR 6 GP
4-26 GP
46K
29D
1.59K/D
7.67KPG
2,370Heal
395HPG
▼
Record
4-2
Kills
46
Deaths
29
K/D
1.59
KPG
7.67
Healing
2,370
HPG
395
Season 13
MAR 8 GP
7-18 GP
29K
24D
1.21K/D
3.63KPG
5,776Heal
722HPG
▼
Record
7-1
Kills
29
Deaths
24
K/D
1.21
KPG
3.63
Healing
5,776
HPG
722
Season 12
MED 8 GP
2-68 GP
4K
64D
0.06K/D
0.5KPG
35,986Heal
4498.25HPG
▼
Record
2-6
Kills
4
Deaths
64
K/D
0.06
KPG
0.5
Healing
35,986
HPG
4498.25
Season 11
MED 4 GP
0-44 GP
7K
32D
0.22K/D
1.75KPG
12,748Heal
3187HPG
▼
Record
0-4
Kills
7
Deaths
32
K/D
0.22
KPG
1.75
Healing
12,748
HPG
3187
Season 10
MAR 1 GP
1-01 GP
5K
3D
1.67K/D
5KPG
-Heal
-HPG
▼
Record
1-0
Kills
5
Deaths
3
K/D
1.67
KPG
5
Season 9
MED 7 GP
6-17 GP
5K
27D
0.19K/D
0.71KPG
20,228Heal
2889.71HPG
▼
Record
6-1
Kills
5
Deaths
27
K/D
0.19
KPG
0.71
Healing
20,228
HPG
2889.71
Season 4
MAR 4 GP
0-44 GP
16K
45D
0.36K/D
4KPG
-Heal
-HPG
▼
Record
0-4
Kills
16
Deaths
45
K/D
0.36
KPG
4
Season 1
MED 5 GP
3-25 GP
4K
19D
0.21K/D
0.8KPG
-Heal
-HPG
▼
Record
3-2
Kills
4
Deaths
19
K/D
0.21
KPG
0.8
Matches
158P’s squad is listed first in each match, and W/L is from their side
No matches this season.
History
Joined Sep 2014 · Last seen 4 days ago
Squad
Season
Matches
Period
Bus Riders Current 12
Apr 2026 – Jul 2026
Bus Riders Current 10
Jan 2026 – Mar 2026
Bus Riders Current 10
Sep 2025 – Nov 2025
Season 27
6
Jun 2025 – Aug 2025
Cocaine
10
Mar 2025 – Apr 2025
New World Order
10
Sep 2024 – Oct 2024
Crap Shooters
10
Jun 2024 – Jul 2024
Over 9000
5
Mar 2024 – Apr 2024
Lowlife Thugs
7
Jan 2024 – Feb 2024
Team FourStar
4
Nov 2023
Team FourStar
5
Aug 2019 – Sep 2019
Team FourStar
5
Jun 2019 – Jul 2019
friend
5
Feb 2019 – Mar 2019
Fwaming Dwagons
5
Nov 2018 – Dec 2018
No Weebs Allowed
3
Aug 2018 – Sep 2018
Baby Back Bitches
4
May 2018 – Jun 2018
Allegiance
2
Apr 2018 – May 2018
Sonichu
6
Jan 2018 – Mar 2018
The Leftovers
2
Jan 2018
Freaks and Geeks
8
Oct 2017 – Dec 2017
Allegiance
1
Jun 2017
Light Work
3
May 2017 – Jun 2017
Infinity
1
Mar 2017
New Hope
7
Jan 2016 – Feb 2017
New Money
4
Aug 2015 – Sep 2015
Access Denied 5
Oct 2014 – Nov 2014
Jersey Boys
8
Nov -0001 – Jan 2025
Analyst Notes
25 · avg rating 7.9Ratings by season
The rat king himself, pistor has good aim and good laws, however he completely ignores dodging while focusing on aiming straining his meds.. specifically iron when hes yelling "IRON HEAL ME" like sov did on k dude. Aim: 9, Dodge: 7, Consitency: 8
Pistor has been leading for seasons now and is pretty effective. I feel his aim and dodge has improved dramatically since he's stopped medding.
Pistor has been leading for seasons now and is pretty effective. I feel his aim and dodge has improved dramatically since he's stopped medding.
<b>Aim: </b> 92
<b>Dodge: </b> 82
<b>Awareness: </b> 82
<b>Game changing: </b> 85
<b>Overall: </b> 85
Pistor tends to get tunnel vision when he's leading and will lock in and out of focus so he tends to take a lot of unnecessary damage. This rating doesn't reflect what he would be if he didn't have to lead. Even with that said he performs great.
One of the current top leaders in the game. I'm not personally a fan of the style and find it boring but it works so it's hard to argue against. A very capable marine on top of it.
Pistor deserves a boost to his rating because of how successfully he can walk and chew bubble gum at the same time. It's widely understood in USL that leading a squad requires that a player take a significant hit to their individual play quality. It's a sacrifice that squads have understood and accepted. But Pistor has broken that mold, given that he has improved, both in terms of leadership and play quality, steadily season by season. The last two seasons I would define Pistor as a deadly marine, with consistently high accuracy and quality positioning which net him a really great kill/death ratio on the season. While he may not be the best player for a duel, (as Kevin told us on USL Live) Pistor is the glue that brings this whole team together and he knows the strengths and weaknesses of each member of his team better than they probably understand themselves.
Cesar is a solid med and more vocal when playing medic, if he's marine he'll be requesting praise and asking for ammo.
$200 for c, chump
Like rev, listens but needs to be more aggressive if he wants to marine.
Cesar is a well rounded player that can fit in both the marine/medic role. Good aim, and positioning.
Marine: 85
Support: N/A
</b>Medic: 90</b>
Cesar's playstyle doesn't really fit on this squad, he's hyper passive and BB doesn't utilize that enough. Is quick to abandon a team and run away if it looks like they might lose. Not sure why he ever changed from medic. Will probably crawl back to daddy sov.
Solid dude who consistently does well for these Weebs.
Solid dude who consistently does well for these Weebs.
He can play on 4k reso, see your dropship from his dropship and mouses. Has played with this leadership for several seasons. Inconsistency with killing power and survivability have relegated him to perennial second fiddle.
Pistor is very consistent in his marine now, can probably still med in a pinch too. He's not ever going to rank first but he probably won't get most deaths either. Sov might get frustrated with him if they need to push a choke and Cesar is leading the charge, but if the gameplan is passive he'll fit right in.
Cesar is a decent marine but a better med. He proved for BBB a few seasons back that hes actually still a better medic than marine with his reso increase.
Cesar is a decent marine but a better med. He proved for BBB a few seasons back that hes actually still a better medic than marine with his reso increase.
Cesar is a decent marine but a better med. He proved for BBB a few seasons back that hes actually still a better medic than marine with his reso increase.
Cesar has improved greatly with players around him that are 5 tiers above him, would still be a liability and a target vs top tier squads.
Active marine that is good at holding positions. His game will improve If he can avoid getting focused down. Sometimes will struggle from getting yelled at by Sov. Dude have you watched the latest DBZ episode yet? Yamcha IRL.
Good marine, nice medic. If he rines, look for some hard pushes and picking off targets one at a time. If he meds, look for his ppl to stay alive for a good while.
Doesn't do anything good. Does everything average at best. He should be medding this squad. Doesn't listen, bad strafing, not a good all around player. Good roster filler for sure.
Cesar is difficult to rate for me, he's probably going to Medic, but I think he'd be best served to Marine for this squad. If Backs can utilize him as a Marine and keep him under control he can really do good things for them.
Top Medic in the game, the man just wins.
Pistor will need to be clutch on his heals this season. He can get a little to PDW happy and miss heals that he must make for his squad to be successful this season.