The legendary Apocalypse is back boys!!!! :>

by Aska · April 22, 2018 · 8 views · Season 14 · Apocalypse

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Apollo is back at it again with his usual core of disgruntled legends that are dissatisfied with the current league leadership. This core can definitely compete and be a force to be reckoned with if they stay relatively active and actually cared an ounce about this game. This squad has all the right tools to be a black horse in playoffs. The only thing they are lacking is a desire to play and win like the other nerds. If they can find that little bit of ambition inside their hearts then the other playoff contending squads should be careful as this squad is fully capable of an upset. Solid marine core in Tactical, Jordan, and Apollo. All three have been fairly consistent in performance throughout the years. If they activate tryhard mode it would be difficult to find faults in their game. Jordan is also the only player to consistently beat Sov/Champion duo in the past few seasons. Hope he can continue the hot streak this season instead of fading into the oblivion after one rematch loss. VC and Staley are two of the most underrated medics of all time. I have played with these two greats multiple times through the years and their ability to save bad nerds never cease to amaze me (usually I just let those nerds die). If fresh shows up then they have a nice rotation of interchangeable medics. Starters: Apollo Hiro/Torch Jordan Lana Del Rey (medic) Mizzouse Tactical Universal Soldier 2K Vince Carter (medic) MVP: One man army Tactical and snake law master Jodan will be the backbone of this squad's success. However, I doubt they give a single fuck at this point. Is Jordan going to hop again? Stay tuned to find out..."

👥 Player Notes

Tactical

Ernie the beast. I remember when I first came back, I laughed IRL when someone told me Tactical is a beast and winner of the Marine award for season 1. I soon found out why when I actually started playing again. He would destroy peeps over and over again. Sometimes would lose focus and stop trying since he doesn't really care about this shit no more. Best marine on the squad, look for him to carry if he shows....

pink

Inventer of the sneaky last man last law kill. Always saving that law to juke those nerds that dare charge him. Master troll and trash talker, will troll and trigger the shit out of you until you rage quit or stop caring. You can't win against him cuz he don't give a fuck yoooooo. Best support of the squad, look for him to compete for that elusive Best Support Award for the 9th season (lol).

Aerith

Hentai Ojisan. All around good dude and guild master of the Hentail club. Destroyer of Sum (rip)

Apollo

I assume Apollo will be doing most of the leading for Apoc with help from Jordan on the flank team??? All in all decent marine that can hold his own in battles. Don't expect him to break open stalemates but will usually not make many mistakes either. His biggest asset to this team will be his shot calling and decision making abilities during crunch time.

Mizzouse

Infantry Jesus. This guy is one of the primary reason we still have this shit game to play today. Don't ever cross him or prepared to be spec in game (act of god). Mizzouse is fairly decent at killing dudes when he is focused and trying. Definitely can show a glimpse of brilliance but often gets consumed by rage due to other circumstances.

Vince Carter

Spoil alert master troll. Not a single fuck given since 2012. God med when trys :<

Uni2k

Decent marine that has good aim. Not so smart about picking his positions and always have a hard time staying focused to conserve his death. Turns into an ultra annoying baboon when he is high. Note to Apoc, don't let this man smoke before your match.

Torch

Looks to be a solid marine from his performance last season. Doesn't stand out too much but also doesn't die first like some other drunks. That is often the first sign of hope, definitely shows promise for continue improvement.

Master dishwasher and dueling god of the 800x600 resolution era. Good news is that he recently acquired a new laptop that will handle 1080p resolution. The bad news is that he is still rusty and bad even with the new hardware. I doubt his busy schedule will allow him to show up at all this season (RIP).

Hiro

Hiro will get you kills, but will most likely die getting it. He can be very aggressive sometimes and it might work out in his favor if he's got the team to support his charges. Might go down the tilting spiral when raging though. Keep on getting those kills but conserve your death, you will elevate to the next level if you do.

fresh

Maybe he will show, maybe he won't. A solid option for medic if active.

pinecone

Pinecone the squad mascot, will she ever get good??? We shall see~