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<span class=squad-title>HEDCHOTTAS</span>
<span class=squad-subtitle>Breakdown by <a href="/usl/view_user.php?u=1797"> Sniper</a> (Season 15)</span><br><span class=squad-subtitle><font color=white size=2> Full Report and Player Ratings: <a style=color:lime href="/usl/view_analysis.php?type=squad&id=294"> Here</a></font></span><br>
<span class=squad-subtitle><font color=white>Rate Analysis: </font></span><a href="/usl/view_analysis.php?type=squad&function=vote&vote=like&id=294"><i class="fa fa-thumbs-up fa-2x"></i></a> <a href="/usl/view_analysis.php?type=squad&function=vote&vote=dislike&id=294"><i class="fa fa-thumbs-down fa-2x"></i></a><br>
<blockquote> Out of nowhere Backs has managed to put together a nasty good group of players... Mean girls kicking him was the best thing for this guy. </blockquote><br>
<span class=summary-title> Breakdown </span><br><br><span class=summary>Look at this line up... Ring worthy?... I think so. Let me tell you why.

So Backs was kicked from Mean girls, what did he do? Did he just roll over and die? NO, the man is a fighter. NO matter what adversity hits this guy he doesn't quit, now look how he put this squad together in 5 days. I don't know how he did it, did he give everyone NBA league passes?, How did he land hall of fame players? Maybe these players deep down know hes a great player (won support award last season, carrying his squad)

Anyway, enough of Backs, lets look at his players:

Kevin: aka dilly dilly aka fortnite God aka tru tru.

Great marine, he has been a little rusty because hes playing fortnite every night, but thats ok, give him a couple days and he will be top dawg again. Super smart on the battle field, doesn't give away stupid deaths. Good leader in my eyes as well, I think HEDCHOTTAS will need him to lead or if Apollo is up for it, he should lead. Backs should NOT lead, dude is terrible.

Gary: aka money bag marine, silent killer.

Awesome marine, he gets the job done, HEDCHOTTAS is happy to have him as he makes the marine line up so much stronger. Smart player just like Dilly Dilly (Kevin).

Kaga: aka the Asian Lord, amazing marine, medic, ripper, etc.

The man is a hall of famer, easily. The man is a killer, he straight up just gets kills. HEDCHOTTAS is lucky to have his presence. Question is, will he quit before season starts? There are rumors going around that hes just playing backs. He will not be smart to do this as Backs is known to... well... nvm, lets not go that far in to this. Kaga is a great all around player, sick medic, marine, ripper.

Sniper: aka Support Winner aka SL Champion aka Dominating performance in SL league aka God Sniper aka Nasty marine aka 2nd best dueler after Leak.

I mean the guy all around plays every class amazing. Lets start with his sniping skills, have you guys seen his shots??? Iv'e seen him hit people with no vision, timing the shot, through a window, through a building, through a tree, right to the players head. Its really incredible what he does. Backs vowed to not snipe this season ONLY to snipe against shit squads like Mean girls, pumping iron, and that other shit squad. He will marine/LMG/Nader against the "good" squads" Hes a good marine 1v1 but sometimes he struggles in full game play action, I don't get it. This guy can 1v1 anyone in this game but sometimes falls short in match play, good marine though. Nasty strafer. Congrats to backs for making another squad to help the league out. well done, friend

Joe - aka Joseph aka Whipser aka Snitch aka Money Bags aka Sherwin Williams plug

Another awesome marine, adds another great presence to HEDCHOTTAS marines, also a great medic. He can play medic or marine this season, whatever he wants. Backs has given him full control over the class he plays. The smartest player on infantry on giving up deaths, the man just doesnt die when he doesnt need to. Check his stats... very few deaths. Lucky to have this guy.

dp - aka corruption aka always sleepy aka stoned always aka cool chill guy aka backs gives him shit because he truly deep down actually loves dp

The latest addition to HEDCHOTTAS, and its a good one. Backs now has someone on the inside to help him get his first USL ring, things will be easier now that Backs has someone helping him from the inside. corruption always wins. Lets get this cheddar, DP.

SerialFX - aka Apollo aka Lover boy aka Sweetie pie to Amber aka Loves Amber aka Canadian drug lord aka Married the cutest girl on Infantry after Stephy.

What a pick up, known to be a top 3 leader in infantry history. The mans IQ is Sov status, and now Backs has him to lead???? Thats a dangerous combo. Backs needed this, he needed high IQ leading, another great marine, medic, etc. The man just plays marine extremely well, hes another top dueler in the league. Great leading, high IQ, hedchottas is blessed to have him. Plus he believes in love, the man waited for Amber and him to finally come together as one, love knows no distance, they stayed strong now they reap the benefits of TRUE LOVE, being able to hold each other every night. God bless them both.

Ice - aka pill popper (idk cesar/pistor told me this idk if its true) aka left squad two days ago but now is back in

Another great marine to this already solid line up, hopefully he stays and shows what he can do. The man and Apollo have great chemistry. Great pick up by Backs.

Fuck - aka medic lord aka pant aka keeps backs alive when backs should of died 10 mins ago

The best pick up in my eyes in the past 5 days. The dude is a SICK medic, underrated in my eyes. He is easily a top 5 medic in the league, great guy, even better medic. Doesn't die stupidly and he focuses on healing his marines, not like other fighting shit medics here.

Gambler - aka no tongue aka hates baseballs aka no mic aka silence aka baseball and throats aka Papichulo aka God dueler

My man Gamby, so happy to have you be part of this squad, top 3 dueler (leaks, backs then gambler) - Great marine, he chooses to play good when he wants, he cares sometimes and sometimes he doesnt. I hope gamby will care more than not because when gambler cares and has a good leader the man is a top 5 marine in this game. Lets go gamby, get this cheddar cheese sausage wrap.

Brake - aka money brake boy

Good marine, hasnt been on much so I cant say much but glad to have him on the squad.

I mean, wheres the weakness in this squad?!??!?!?! THEY HAVE ALL GOOD PLAYERS.... CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON.
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League Analyst 💎 x10 🥇 Gentlemen
two thumbs way down.
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🛡️ x1 Phenylephrine HCI
good write up money sniper
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OP ⭐ x1 👑 Gentlemen
Ice wrote:
good write up money sniper
Thanks man
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💎 x16 🔱 Phenylephrine HCI
Is Jane joining Hedchottas???

Backs i’m with you 100% papi <3 xoxoxo
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OP ⭐ x1 👑 Gentlemen
OF COURSE SHE IS... shes just gotta accept the site invite. SHes in papi chulo
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💎 x16 🔱 Phenylephrine HCI
What about Vince Carter the one true god?
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OP ⭐ x1 👑 Gentlemen
kaga wrote:
What about Vince Carter the one true god?
IM trying to tell my mans gambychotta to get his broskie to join...
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League Analyst 💎 x7 👑 good guys C
kaga, are you ok. I'm worried friend
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💎 x16 🔱 Phenylephrine HCI
Tg wanna join hedchottas? Backs will pay for your NBA league pass as incentive. <3 xoxoxo
⭐ x11 🔱 Gentlemen C
Kaga blink twice if you need help.
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OP ⭐ x1 👑 Gentlemen
and NFL league pass remaining games if we win a ring.
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OP ⭐ x1 👑 Gentlemen
Why is this rated -3?... like niggas just be down voting my shit. This was a legit good review, i dont get it. Corrupt idiots, dick riding ass fools.
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Kaga blink twice if you need help.
Gold
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League Analyst 💎 x10 🥇 Gentlemen
Cross wrote:
Why is this rated -3?... like niggas just be down voting my shit. This was a legit good review, i dont get it. Corrupt idiots, dick riding ass fools.
equivalent of jerking off while watching yourself in the mirror, except that you're 400 lbs covered in zits
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OP ⭐ x1 👑 Gentlemen
Mecca wrote:
equivalent of jerking off while watching yourself in the mirror, except that you're 400 lbs covered in zits
Hahahahahahahahaha I love you meccacita.
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Pure Talent
This analysis just gave me cancer, shit, that was difficult to read.

Also, you kind of contradicted yourself on leaders. PanT should be Marine, he'll wreck faces.
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Thumbs up from me.
Shit made me laugh so hard.
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Mecca wrote:
equivalent of jerking off while watching yourself in the mirror, except that you're 400 lbs covered in zits
https://giphy.com/gifs/TjUtKFemXICZi
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OP ⭐ x1 👑 Gentlemen
Emperor wrote:
https://giphy.com/gifs/TjUtKFemXICZi
Why you dick riding?
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