<a href="/usl/view_match.php?s=413"> Stiletto Nails over send noobs 104-48 (MVP: Fairfax)</a>
<a href="/usl/view_match.php?s=411"> Fwaming Dwagons over snakes 88-17 (MVP: noskeeper)</a>
<a href="/usl/view_match.php?s=412"> No Stones over One Kiss At The Redlight 104-18 (MVP: Astro)</a>

Too much Super Mario Smash Bros. Ultimate teams, sorry lol

nice even games

voiding the safety lines with over a minute left in the game was a nice touch, emp.

Not my decision, rules got changed a couple of seasons ago apparently.

@ 2 mins Rape Lines are voided

I think it was decided leaving it @ 1 min didn't leave enough time in case a squad tried to hide there with a small lead. The unattended consequence of course is more base raping in lopsided matches.

We charged in, you died we died. rah rah rah!

rob u went 5-4 in a stat pad, am i missing something here

I don't think he's talking smack if that's how you read it.

He's just saying it was fun to charge in and watch everyone die (himself included).

Nice league, nice game. lel

rapier is a sneaky bitch

is that Rockmon's brother?

Ya man I enjoy charging into my death lol its hilarious, Im awful at talking smack. Now take the tamp out and try again next week ^_^ gee_gee

i'm just grouchy. i can give you a good few solid pointers on smack talk if you want, next time you see me in pub, its pretty similar to a stand up comedian's guidelines.

Here's a good standup joke. Who gets carried but always drops dead?

MEEEEEEEEEE =D

my free lessons have been updated. they now cost GOLD PRESSED LATINUM BARS.

3k you have possibly the worst smack talk in the league, very close to hellspawn and abbath

Can i play this coming week? Fcking pussies.

As the real admin of USL, I declare that Backs can play next week and that he will be given a +20 sniper from Cazzo Forge to use in the USL maps.

letsssss gooooooooooooooooo

As the one true noskeeper and hier to the throne, I overrule this.

As Backs aka Realist nigga on the forums and best sniper to ever unspec, I overrule all you faggot ass niggas. im out here getting cheddar cheese with bacon sauce.