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*v2 fades by week 4 after an average margin of defeat of 85. Yet the community will still defend letting them in the season. Coolmo rages and abuses his ref powers.
*Hypocrites surprisingly last the entire season... and a few vets join to keep them a float. Vets will leave good squads at roster lock after they've been benched.
*Noskeeper finally ascends into the top 10 marines, but people will still think ER/em4 are better.
*Kay's Krew comes within 10 kills of a top 5 squad, but lose in the last 2 minutes due to lack of composure *lyric dies to an explosive to open the battle*
Standings adjusted due to v2 fading:
Just Die - 6-0
LTDN 5-1 (L - Just Die 38-42)
Syndicate 4-2 (L - Just Die 26-16, LTDN 40-29)
Sugar Skulls 3-3 (L - JD 44-18, LTDN - 42-28, SYND 19-12)
Worms 2-4 (L - JD 52-28, LTDN 36-33, Synd 28-17, SS 28-26)
Kays Krew (L - JD 88-28, LTDN 68-19, SYND 81-21, SS 37-34, Worms 63-14)
Hypocrites - Lx8
v2 - fades
MVPS / LVP
Just Die:
MVP:
Medics - First time dave's nerds has had more than one good medic at the same time, no excuse to lose the champ game this year.
LVP:
Shasta/tg/Slash/SV - at least 2 of these nerds are going to get benched, and 1 or 2 will leave at roster lock to "balance the league" and go on a moral tyrant how they're a savior for leaving... when in actuality they just got benched.
LTDN
MVP:
Hustler - Cavebeast season 1 award winner, has a star turn into a highly rated medic and saves LTDN from having to use Iceman/Rob zomby as a starter next to victim.
LVP:
The 6th marine spot - a lot of decent/good players vying for the last marine spot next to Jared/Fausto/Jordan/Jeff, I sense some squad tensions this season.
Syndicate
MVP:
BFN - BFN's activity places him in the starting lineup over the inactive Havok/bulldog at medic, will eat as many laws as manu.
LVP:
Khaos/herc/tris - I'm predicting 7 combined games between them, herc/tris wont show unless they know they can win.
Sugar Skulls
MVP:
Noskeeper - Will end up with best KDR/KPG beating out ER/em4 - Will have a star turn under an actual leader in darthexecute.
LVP:
Templar - Will probably start a few games over stav, and that's the biggest mistake they'll make.
Worms
MVP:
tatical/HQ - will be the only players on this squad that do well this season.
LVP:
Splittah - will show to 3 games, even though he should be there every week to lead.
KK
MVP:
Hiro - Hiro is going to be the only person on this squad with a close to positive ratio this season.
LVP:
Kay - for benching dp when he's the best marine on the squad.
Hypocrites:
MVP:
INfinite - fagg
LVP:
Roman - for being awful
v2:
LVP: coolmo/mikec - just ban them after they fade, nerds.
*Hypocrites surprisingly last the entire season... and a few vets join to keep them a float. Vets will leave good squads at roster lock after they've been benched.
*Noskeeper finally ascends into the top 10 marines, but people will still think ER/em4 are better.
*Kay's Krew comes within 10 kills of a top 5 squad, but lose in the last 2 minutes due to lack of composure *lyric dies to an explosive to open the battle*
Standings adjusted due to v2 fading:
Just Die - 6-0
LTDN 5-1 (L - Just Die 38-42)
Syndicate 4-2 (L - Just Die 26-16, LTDN 40-29)
Sugar Skulls 3-3 (L - JD 44-18, LTDN - 42-28, SYND 19-12)
Worms 2-4 (L - JD 52-28, LTDN 36-33, Synd 28-17, SS 28-26)
Kays Krew (L - JD 88-28, LTDN 68-19, SYND 81-21, SS 37-34, Worms 63-14)
Hypocrites - Lx8
v2 - fades
MVPS / LVP
Just Die:
MVP:
Medics - First time dave's nerds has had more than one good medic at the same time, no excuse to lose the champ game this year.
LVP:
Shasta/tg/Slash/SV - at least 2 of these nerds are going to get benched, and 1 or 2 will leave at roster lock to "balance the league" and go on a moral tyrant how they're a savior for leaving... when in actuality they just got benched.
LTDN
MVP:
Hustler - Cavebeast season 1 award winner, has a star turn into a highly rated medic and saves LTDN from having to use Iceman/Rob zomby as a starter next to victim.
LVP:
The 6th marine spot - a lot of decent/good players vying for the last marine spot next to Jared/Fausto/Jordan/Jeff, I sense some squad tensions this season.
Syndicate
MVP:
BFN - BFN's activity places him in the starting lineup over the inactive Havok/bulldog at medic, will eat as many laws as manu.
LVP:
Khaos/herc/tris - I'm predicting 7 combined games between them, herc/tris wont show unless they know they can win.
Sugar Skulls
MVP:
Noskeeper - Will end up with best KDR/KPG beating out ER/em4 - Will have a star turn under an actual leader in darthexecute.
LVP:
Templar - Will probably start a few games over stav, and that's the biggest mistake they'll make.
Worms
MVP:
tatical/HQ - will be the only players on this squad that do well this season.
LVP:
Splittah - will show to 3 games, even though he should be there every week to lead.
KK
MVP:
Hiro - Hiro is going to be the only person on this squad with a close to positive ratio this season.
LVP:
Kay - for benching dp when he's the best marine on the squad.
Hypocrites:
MVP:
INfinite - fagg
LVP:
Roman - for being awful
v2:
LVP: coolmo/mikec - just ban them after they fade, nerds.
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