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Match Preview - FUP vs Low Life Thugs
Cross Mar 1, 2024 10 replies 208 views
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OP ⭐ x1 👑 Gentlemen
“Sometimes the most important battles in life are the ones that seem impossible to win…” - Thomas Franklin.

It’s 30 minutes until game time and both squads are getting ready for the biggest match of their lives…

Sov is in his bathroom staring at the mirror and murmurs to himself “Here comes ring #19, I can do this, I am him.” As he leaves the bathroom he walks by his refrigerator where he printed out and magnetized his 18 rings, he pats on them 3 times for good luck as he heads to his computer to set line ups.

Eric/Demon just finished a grueling leg session at the gym and is now home taking a protein shake mixed in with some Creatine. Confidently, he walks around his home thinking he’s about to completely destroy FUP in the semi finals match. He gives his beard a flawless trim before heading to his computer for the match.

Nori, like the good brother he is just finished cleaning up the kitchen as him and Sov ate some bomb ass garlic naan bread and homemade curry chicken. He asks Sov if he wants a Gatorade as he heads to his computer which is 1 foot away from sovs computer.

Champion is playing world of dungeons craft and messages Sov “do y’all clowns actually need me for the FUP match? Message when it’s champ match time. I’m a champion, I don’t have time to be playing vs those scrubs.” As he adjusts his headset and continues to slay gargoyles on world of dungeons.

Pistor walks around his 4900 square foot home in super south NJ as he starts heading to his computer he lights some Hispanic Peruvian candles and says a small prayer for the upcoming match, but then he realizes he’s not going to start so he cuts his prayer off short and just heads to his computer with G-fuel drink getting ready to sit in spec and watch.

Fax just finished reading a bible passage while sitting next to his fireplace. He holds his rosary in his hand as he says a quick Hail Mary like he does before every match and heads in to his office to get ready for the match…

Nos just finished banging a cute stripper he met the other night, he tells her “babe, you gotta go now, I got a match in 30 mins” The stripper replies “oh wow like a sport match? Can I come watch???”… Nos replies “yeah I play basketball and sorry you can’t come, I would get nervous and would play bad if you came sorry boo”… She leaves, he eats a hot pocket and heads to his office to get ready for the match.

Ninj is fast asleep inside his brand new mansion he bought in the beautiful country side of England. He has a blonde bad bitch sleeping next to him, he softly wakes up and remembers it’s match time, he thinks to himself “lol infantry, I’m a millionaire with a bad bitch in bed with me, I ain’t logging on” he falls back asleep.

Ayayayayayaya, like the normal, non-bias guy he is simply puts on his headset and says “it’s game time boys let’s all have fun and enjoy ourselves”.

Easoe just finished writing in his diary about how much he hates Kevin as he heads to his computer to play the match…

On the FUP side…

Kevin is deep in a craps session, he’s up $2400 after 3 amazing rolls. It’s 1 hour until game time, he decides to play crazy time and loses all of it and is now in a horrible mood. He murmurs “fuck you backs, you’re marining tonight little bitch.”

Backs is stuck in NY in traffic, as he’s heading home to NJ to play the match. He remembers he drives a Hellcat, he takes the shoulder doing 140mph, he weaves in and out of traffic, magically he makes it in time. He parks his Hellcat, heads in his house, eats 4 pizzas real quick and logs on to play the match…

MOUNTAIN is staring at himself in the mirror and quietly says “do I log on and play with these idiots? Do I sit in spec and laugh at them? Do I do the right thing and play? Or do I be a little sad bitch and talk shit to my squad from spec?”… Mountain like the good guy Canadian he is decides to play, he heads to his computer…

Apollo has the police raiding his home over a video he has in his possession about a murder incident, the Police head out with his computer in hand!!!

Apollo yells “I NEED THAT. I HAVE AN INFANTRY MATCH TONIGHT!!!”…

the officer says “a what?… Infantry?….. like the 90’s game????”…

Apollo says “yes… why you’ve played that???”…

The officer says “I USED TO LOVE THAT GAME. I THOUGHT IT DIED.”

Apollo says, “holy crap really??? Yes Backs brought it back!!!… what was your Alias????”

The officer says “Eagle Fox 1 something. I don’t remember exactly, omg I need to start playing again”…

Apollo is stunned, he puts his dog away in a safe room…

The officer hands over his computer and says “have a great night brother, I’ll see you on infantry soon”

GUERILLA is in his garage smoking some hookah getting ready to play, he says to himself “these guys better push with me or I’m going off on Ventrilo, idc anymore”

Octavian just finished cooking some fire ass steak and rice, he says to himself “I really hope ER doesn’t show up so I can possible play”… he heads to his computer

Universal Soldier 2000, Just got off his shift from IKEA, stares at his mirror and says “do I even log on? They keep benching me for Backs, a terrible in march marine but an amazing Ripper/LMG, I have to log in… it’s my duty.”

ER is on a beach enjoying his vacation after getting married to the most beautiful girl in the world. He remembers his squad and wishes them well on their match. He stares at the beautiful blue Caribbean water and murmurs “you got this my brothers, give them hell”… His wife from their suite yells “honey, you cumming to bed?”… ER says “be right there sweetie just had to send a discord message to my squad real quick”…

The match starts…

FUP lose the first battle by trying to ambush, it doesn’t work as half the team pushed and the other half fell back. LLT is up 8-2. Everything is business as usual on LLT voice, On FUP side spirits are still high. Only down 6, FUP is still in it.

Backs changes from ripper to LMG after the first battle, he puts aside his love to play a class that doesn’t work well and goes LMG.

Second battle, Kevin has FUP in perfection position!!! BOOM GUERILLA WITH A LAW ON NORI!!! Sov is panicking, FUP starts pushing, BACKS WITH AN INCREDIBLE LMG STREAM TAKES OUT FAX!!! They have no medics!!! FUP TAKES BACK THE LEAD!!!

Third battle, sovs voice has gone up 2 octaves and is starting to panic a tiny bit. FUP are up 10-8. FUP falls back to their base to run another ambush. Sov isn’t scared of any ambushes, he pushes, Nos shoots a law AND BOOM KILLS BACKS as Backs was busy talking shit in pub chat. Kevin goes down to a focus fire, LLT win the third battle cleanly… they take back the lead.

4th battle, LLT is up, 16-10. FUP is still playing super passive… only 4 mins read on the clock. LLT is not pushing anything, they have the lead, FUP is setting up for one last final push.

Kevin, tells his team “guys, we have one more final push, these moments are what defines us, backs we need your streams to hit, GUERILLA, we need you to law someone here big boss, please. We can do this.”

There’s 1 min left in the game, Kevin calls PUSH THEM NOW, Sovs team holds position and isn’t worried up 6. The clock is dwindling down and no kills have been registered yet… 45 seconds remain. FUP starts all out pushing spamming nades, SOV SOMEHOW CATCHES A NADE!!!! FUP IS UP A PLAYER.

The push continues!… GUERILLA is yelling on ventrilo saying KEEP GOING GUYS BACKS WTF ARE YOU DOING GET UP HERE. Backs gets a nice LMG stream on Fax!!! He goes down!!!

Sovs voice is now in full panic! It’s gone up about 8 octaves now, sounding like Mariah Carey on ventrilo, FUP continues the push with 25 seconds left ERIC GOES DOWN!!!! YOSH GOES DOWN!!! FUP TAKES OUT IRON WITH A LAW!!! 20 seconds left!!!

LLT is only up 1 with 17 seconds left! Mountain shoots an incredible law and gets Nos!!! THE GAME IS TIED WITH 10 seconds left!!!

Kevin calls for a FALL to go OVERTIME as respawn is already there shooting back at FUP, but Backs says “I AINT NEVER FALLING. THIS IS MY TIME. I EITHER WIN US THE GAME OR COST US THE GAME”… Backs starts pushing alone as his team doesn’t know what to do, they decide to just follow and go for the win… BACKS PUTS A MAGICAL STREAM ON ERIC WHO JUST RESPAWNED!!! INCREDIBLE ERIC GOES DOWN WITH 1 SECOND REMAINING!!!

FUP WIN!!!! Their voice chat is going INSANE. Backs starts yelling PUSSY ASS BITCHES!!!! FUCK U SOVVVVVV!!!!!

LLT voice is completely silent. Sov logs off, Eric logs off, 1 by 1, they know their dynasty is over. It’s only Good guy Nori left on their voice chat. The silence is loud as could be.

Spec chat is going absolute insane. Backs gets MVP for the winning kill. The dynasty is over. All of LLT log off the game. They know it’s over for them. Champion comes in to arena and asks what happened?… Spec says “Backs happened, that’s what.”

A shocked champion, says, You guys are nothing without me, as he also logs off the game.

An alarm sounds… it’s Backs alarm set for 9pm est as he was napping to be ready for his match against LLT, Backs slowly opens his eyes and realizes this was all a dream, it was all a damn dream… In major disappointment he gets up from his bed, and logs on for the match…

Ultimately LLT beats FUP 56-40 and the dynasty continues.

A sad and depressed Backs had a solid game but the emotional stress of his dream dwelled on him all game.

The Sov dynasty continues…
Webmaster 👑 x24 👑 Gentlemen CO
This is the fan fiction we've been missing
Advisor 💎 x13 🔱 Monkey Business CO
lmfao good read

edit: i did legs today though ill do back sunday to warm it up to carry eso trolololol (:
Edited Mar 1, 2024
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Referee 🛡️ x2 👑 Kays Krew 3
RIP Crazy Time
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Commentator ⭐ x16
This was S tier!!!
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OP ⭐ x1 👑 Gentlemen
Thanks guys. The ending gave me chills.
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Want to change my vote for staff award to Backs for his detailed analysis
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🛡️ x1 Phenylephrine HCI
Nice 1 backs
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League Analyst 💎 x10 🥇 Gentlemen
That's exactly what I imagine nos doing before games
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Jacob Honey is a saint
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Mecca wrote:
That's exactly what I imagine nos doing before games
almost, just replace stripper with girlfriend and it's 100% accurate