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Eric's Biased Power Rankings
e Jun 6, 2024 5 replies 420 views
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1) Anything to Win:

The boys are back and the mighty mooses are together for the first time since the days of MI/BC. Aside from adding Jeff/ Jordan this is still the core Sonichu line up that everyone knows and hates. I dont see us dropping a game to anyone but there will likely be some close matches against Warhawks and PayPigs. The one downside to our roster this season is no ideal 2nd med which means Sov likely puts the yellow vest back on which could hurt our battle opening abilities, time to see forreal who is the superior brother! Deadliest player for us will likely be either Easoe or Jeff, i'll say easoe only because I know he likes to block others bullets to ks..cocksucker.

Predicted line up:
Sov(med)
Iron(med)
Zeus(AT/Marine)
Jordan
Colossal
God(LMG)
38
Yosh

10-0

2) PayPigs:

I put these guys in second place strictly because they have better leadership than WH. From the few times I've been on at night I always see these guys getting the first SB so theyre more active as well. The return of Leo the Lion aka Leak is huge and he should be the primary leader(after listening to the USL Live breakdown IDK HOW NONE OF YALL ADDRESSED THIS). The tandem leading of manu(when he shows) and Leak is in fact their best option to possibly even upset ATW. But will also be the main reason they pull away from Warhawks. So long as Leak is active and unrusts he will also be their deadliest player.

Predicted line up:
Leak
manu(med)
Havok/Dave(med)
somera
G
The Mountain
K
FAFO

7-3(I think they still split a game with WH)

3) Warhawks:

Seems to me like The Gift is recruiting like its the salary cap season all over again hogging all the meds xd. Luckily that means kaga aka bob the goldfish can be unleashed upon their foes as an LMG bubble bubble. My main concern with this squad is the leadership. Im not sure if TG is leading or with Fax playing marine its him or even mosh / kaga. I expected them to pick Fausto up to remedy that issue but he went elsewhere. Its good to see Legacy come back and should he unrust he'll be a valuable asset. Ernie is going to be the standout player here as he is on any squad that he joins and with kaga and TG supporting him these guys should only drop 3 maybe 4 games depending on map / side selections. Like every season.. Sol wont Show

Predicted line up:
TG
Tactical
Kaga(LMG)
Kiediss(med)
Aerith(med)
Fax
Rio
Blitzkrieg

6-4(possibly drops a game to CS and splits with PP)

4) Crap Shooters:

Finally after years of Hyperbolic time chamber training with Sov, Pistor aka Yamcha has stepped into the leadership role. I have yet to catch a full sb from these guys to see exactly how his leadership style is meshing with the players he's recruited. I like that England aka Tee has resurfaced and maybe Sammy joins up to bring in a dynamic brit duo. So long as he's active and unrusts Tee will definitely be the most impactful / deadliest player for this team. Pandy and Sabo are close seconds and right now probably look like the best marines but give it time.

Predicted line up:
Pistor
England
Sabotage(LMG)
Pandy
chica(med)
Sinnage/Uni(med)
Brillhart
Keith Stone / Oct

5-5(could possibly go 6-4)

5) Nexus:
Bowen has once again become uncontained and looks to unleash his fiery wrath upon the league after learning the ways of the solo flank ;). Picking up Fausto is huge but detrimental at the same time. After being on squads with Fausto in the past and as seen since his return his activity is sporadic which to me says that Bowen should continue to lead even when Fausto shows giving Fausto the opportunity to focus on being the battle opener / solo for them. These guys haven't played together in awhile so a consistent leader to help build chemistry is key. Also seeing big nose aka Distrikt come back is huge, if he unrusts he'll overshadow Fausto as the best marine on this roster. After listening to USL live I think if fresh does play it needs to be marine, he has shown that the last few seasons as a medic he has been nothing short of a liability.

Predicted line up:
Fausto
Bowen
Flash(med)
Romulocks(med)
Distrikt
dp
fresh
Spoils

2-8(possibly 3-7 or even 4-6)

6) kNock Your Punkass Down:

Kudos to ThatDude for taking his beating and continuing to get up for more. Once backs gets unbanned he will likely be the best player on this roster. LVL??? aka septicemia continues into his third season leading and hopefully has learned to be less condescending towards those still learning the ropes of the game and doesn't troll with his class choices as he did when he had a far better line up. If these guys get 1 win i'd say it likely comes against nexus but I doubt it.

Predicted line up:
ThatDude(med)
Enemy(med)
MTR3
LVL???
Juve
ghost bomber
Raekwon
Trax / Backs(once unbanned)

0-10(possibly 1-9)
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" maybe Sammy joins up to bring in a dynamic brit duo"

Ninja joined Crap Shooters

GIMME MY CRYSTAL BALL

wont let me edit this original post so heres CS new projected line up;
Pistor
England
Sabotage(LMG)
Pandy
chica(med)
Octi(med)
Brillhart
Ninja

also now that sabo and sammy are together you may see tris join up with these guys for a mini TS reuinion D:
Edited Jun 8, 2024
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