📰 Analysis
Squad reviews, match predictions, post-match analysis, and power rankings from our analysts.
🛡️ Squad Review
Chica finally got fed up with being benched and bullied around in squads so she started her own
🛡️ Mean Girls
Mean Girls: Predicted Finish: 5th Key Player: mad? Sleeper: Emp Predicted +/-: -214 Wins O/U: 2.5 Predicted Lineup / Grades: mad? (Ma) lyric~ (Ma) Emp (Ma) Octavian (Gr) Uni (Ma)…
🛡️ Squad Review
THE REAL DARK LORD SHOWS HIS COLORS... sup Sov, trying to make it look like noskeeper. Don't be fooled nos is innocent.
🛡️ No Weebs Allowed
Stacking and camping to yet another championship. in the words of WH Sov " I hope idc enjoyed the ring we let them have by disbanding last season, cause now they fucked,…
🛡️ Squad Review
Could possibly be the #2 seed, depending on activity from some key pieces.
🛡️ Thugs Cry Too
Mecca actually put together a pretty decent roster this off season. Projected line up Black Ninj Hack Sabotage kippa(med) DeviL Mercy/Beso(med) Mizz/Split Legit a pretty decent…
🛡️ Squad Review
I'm not entirely sure who some of these people are, I know a few of them are slightly revered ctfers and that can usually translate to at least competence
🛡️ Pumping Iron
Pumping Iron: Predicted Finish: 6th Key Player: Bowen Sleeper: juetnihilia Predicted +/-: -290 Wins O/U: 1.5 Predicted Lineup / Grades: Bowen (Ma) juetnihilia (Ma) Buff Daddy…
🛡️ Squad Review
Honestly I just wanted to write this review because I didn't want infinite to feel lonely.
🛡️ USL Hotline
USL Hotline: Predicted Finish: 7th Key Player: Adje Predicted +/-: -350 Wins O/U: .5 Predicted Lineup / Grades: Adje (Ma) Lone Outlaw (Ma) DarkBomer (ma) Nightmare (Ma) Jizzron…
🔮 Match Prediction
The dark lords finally face one another, in what will be a preview of the semi finals for playoffs.
✅ Baby Back Bitches vs Infantry Horror Story
Starting off I hate writing previews for my own matches, but this one along with apoc vs idc of last week is by far one of the better matches this season. At the beginning of the…
🔮 Match Prediction
MOTW
✅ Apocalypse vs idc
With the first few weeks of the season done and over with, we now get a pretty clear depiction on seedings and who will make playoffs or not. Apoc has dropped originally from…
🛡️ Squad Review
Tank is back and better than ever!?!?!?!?
🛡️ Infantry Horror Story
Tank acquired some BIG pickups thanks to TYB disbanding. Originally projected as a lower-mid tier squad that will make the last playoff spot. They now have a great core of…
🛡️ Squad Review
A bunch of good guys with possibilities for growth and success.
🛡️ Allegiance
If the USL has a benchmark for squad qualities such as Skills, Communication, Leadership, Cooperation and Tactics, the Allegiance squad this season would be on the edge of making…
🛡️ Squad Review
The good, positive guys you want to cheer for in a story. Not perfect, but they are worthy and the possibilities of success are high.
🛡️ idc
If the USL has a benchmark for squad qualities such as Skills, Communication, Leadership, Cooperation and Tactics, the IDC squad this season would match that benchmark and rise…
🛡️ Squad Review
USL hotline more like, who the fuck are all of these herbs? Only people I know are Furcifer L jenks,thats it???
🛡️ USL Hotline
USL Hotline more like Suicide Hotline since they will be calling that hotline A LOT since they will not win a single game this season. Who do they even have? I'm so confused, Ok…
🛡️ Squad Review
Sonichu Extra-Lite
🛡️ Baby Back Bitches
BBB went from the brink of folding to arguably one of the top squads in the league this season. With the additions of Yosh and Eric to buoy this squad we witnessed the Sov squad…
🛡️ Squad Review
Good collection of players here that will be pushing for a playoff bid... Waduthink?
🛡️ Infantry Horror Story
Albert has came back for what is supposedly his final season and put together a really sound roster that is capable of competing week in and week out. They are one of the few…
🛡️ Squad Review
Interesting collection, put together... out of nowhere.
🛡️ out of nowhere
Bias has assembled an interesting group for this squad. OON has a few vets mixed in with some newer players and giving a go of riding the captain seat this season. The squad is…
🛡️ Squad Review
Mid-tier squad that is like a downgraded version of Infamous…hey at least we are active (for now) :>
🛡️ idc
Welcome to the new core of average support players with no real battle opener. Still in the infant stage as to who is leading and playing what class. Definitely active but lacks…
🔮 Match Prediction
Quite possibly MOTW
✅ Allegiance vs Infantry Horror Story
A new season, another attempt by riley to form a "consistent core group for 5 seasons" xD To me this match out of all the other matchups this coming week seems to be about the…
🛡️ Squad Review
Sonichu -= UPGRADED =-
🛡️ take yer beatin
Most toxic squad in the league. They are just out there doing things that benefit only themselves and having fun doing it. The same core of slithering snakes is back again to…
🛡️ Squad Review
The legendary Apocalypse is back boys!!!! :>
🛡️ Apocalypse
Apollo is back at it again with his usual core of disgruntled legends that are dissatisfied with the current league leadership. This core can definitely compete and be a force to…
🛡️ Squad Review
Riley and his gang of old vets are back again to kick ass and chew bubble gum. They have a lot of bubble gums…
🛡️ Allegiance
A squad full of inactive old players. I applaud Riley's effort in making a squad with mostly players that either recently came back or haven't logged on in a long time. It is…
🔮 Match Prediction
Nothing to see here...
✅ Infamous vs Black Spades
This match is probably going to be the most lopsided of any of the matches played this week. Infamous is going to come out looking for something to pad their stats before the…
🔮 Match Prediction
MOTW
✅ Sonichu vs The Leftovers
This is going to be a good match. The first matchup went down to the wire before Eric put down the upset with a clutch LAW. I think that both squads are coming in to this match…
🔮 Match Prediction
BOTR
✅ Blessed from Behind vs Mara Salvatrucha
In the days of USL long gone the squads not making playoffs would compete in a BOTR tournament. This season it just so happens that the two squads out of playoffs are going to be…
🔮 Match Prediction
HEDCHOTTA vs GARYCHOTTA
✅ The Leftovers vs Mara Salvatrucha
Well, Mara Salvatrucha has no hope to make the playoffs, but they look to build on a solid performance they had last week against a #2 squad. they lost to infamous last week by…
🔮 Match Prediction
Top squad vs n/a
✅ Black Spades vs Sonichu
Going to be a shitty match. Big Bitch2173 takes on Sov aka the canadian Lord. Leading: Sov clearly is a better leader than Big Bitch2173. All Big Bitch does on mumble is scream at…
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