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upcoming games in general, why you motherfuckers not play late night? every so often i can find a game when i get home from work (around 11pm pst) but its just lame ass Tom Bombadil, Jew-van, Palmela, and Rakoon (i think of him as Raekwon, though not the same inf player apparently). Whats with all the pussies that can't stay up? How the fuck is a taco peddler get practice when im not even up to my old (sub)par playing level when y'all faggot retards can't play 'late' night?
Y'all talk some shit to each other like you're just building the sexual tension till you can eat each others assholes on this forum, but i can only get play out of some washed up high school drama entrenched duelers every blue moon.
Don't get me wrong, i have more fun with these assholes than in populated pub games, because said pub games aren't going on when i can play.
Fausto, dp, hook-for-a-hand three-limb pegleg-for-a-metacarpus mizz (R.I.P.) and to a lesser extent A Brain Dead Buffalo [Advisor], and Lana Del Rey [Advisor], please limit the privileges everyone save for the above mentioned niggar-faggot-retards until the rest can figure out how to spread playing time out to include people with somewhat limited options as to when they can play.
Everyone save those basket-weaving dream-catcher enthusiasts (agian those niggar-faggot-retards mentioned up top) are killing the population of ethnic food stand described players like my less than humble self. some are making it clear that they are against a flourishing population of players, they are the real killers of this game.
Some of these socially neutered face sitting bottoms want the game to die (while still playing...). Backs is an exception, as his trolling is Bono-level at this point (really he's probably the Courtney Love of trolling), he does what he has to keep people talking and involved, he needs some minor admin powers... in pub only.
These are the upcoming changes i hope for. pray that you see how right i am, if at least a few people will post pictures of themselves facing west on a prayer-yoga mat several times a day, i will accept things are going in the right direction.
If i can see these (hopefully obvious) changes i vow to create a legit squad for this next season and breathe caustic, halitosis laden, life giving competition into the upcoming season. Hopefully I will be able to include chronic late night playing, drunken, fucked up, amazing players (when we're in the 'zone' at least...) like myself (*fake cough* Brake) on said DYNAMIC squad to make some .wavs and rock the boat (don't tip the boat over), and ripple tipple the waves of GOOD change next season.
This is my MAN-a-FEASTO to make the upcoming season tasty as nicely dry-rubbed Italian salami. if your mouth isn't watering, it will be when we spice up this league up. We'll grill up some tasty brined and rubbed smoked butcher shop delicate tenderloins and it will be to the delight to all REAL players here.
The fucking asinine bullshit posted above gives credence to the lack of any real discussion on the upcoming season, its just a bunch of ven-diagram jerking (WAYYY worse than a circle jerk) that posters have decided to clog the forums with. enough of you slack-jawed yokel rambling! let the fucking games begin!
All i see in this thread is a squabble the likes of which make geese and other water fowl embarrassed to be associated with. Rather, associate yourself with me and my squad if you want to have some fun. lets bring the fun back into the league, and less of the decades old feuds and internet tough-guy pseudo macho posturing you homeless-disabled-veteran-toe-sucking one-liner-posting one-upsmanship-over-meaningless-USL-beef-drama-queen obsessed assholes have displayed in all recent threads.
I only played on squads where having a good time was the prime goal, while still doing our best to win. and it was fun. and there wasn't drama.
TLDR: join me in a squad if you wanna have fun with these up tight squabbling assholes and just play the game, to win, and to have fun. PM me if interested (i'm open to good squad name ideas).
Y'all talk some shit to each other like you're just building the sexual tension till you can eat each others assholes on this forum, but i can only get play out of some washed up high school drama entrenched duelers every blue moon.
Don't get me wrong, i have more fun with these assholes than in populated pub games, because said pub games aren't going on when i can play.
Fausto, dp, hook-for-a-hand three-limb pegleg-for-a-metacarpus mizz (R.I.P.) and to a lesser extent A Brain Dead Buffalo [Advisor], and Lana Del Rey [Advisor], please limit the privileges everyone save for the above mentioned niggar-faggot-retards until the rest can figure out how to spread playing time out to include people with somewhat limited options as to when they can play.
Everyone save those basket-weaving dream-catcher enthusiasts (agian those niggar-faggot-retards mentioned up top) are killing the population of ethnic food stand described players like my less than humble self. some are making it clear that they are against a flourishing population of players, they are the real killers of this game.
Some of these socially neutered face sitting bottoms want the game to die (while still playing...). Backs is an exception, as his trolling is Bono-level at this point (really he's probably the Courtney Love of trolling), he does what he has to keep people talking and involved, he needs some minor admin powers... in pub only.
These are the upcoming changes i hope for. pray that you see how right i am, if at least a few people will post pictures of themselves facing west on a prayer-yoga mat several times a day, i will accept things are going in the right direction.
If i can see these (hopefully obvious) changes i vow to create a legit squad for this next season and breathe caustic, halitosis laden, life giving competition into the upcoming season. Hopefully I will be able to include chronic late night playing, drunken, fucked up, amazing players (when we're in the 'zone' at least...) like myself (*fake cough* Brake) on said DYNAMIC squad to make some .wavs and rock the boat (don't tip the boat over), and ripple tipple the waves of GOOD change next season.
This is my MAN-a-FEASTO to make the upcoming season tasty as nicely dry-rubbed Italian salami. if your mouth isn't watering, it will be when we spice up this league up. We'll grill up some tasty brined and rubbed smoked butcher shop delicate tenderloins and it will be to the delight to all REAL players here.
The fucking asinine bullshit posted above gives credence to the lack of any real discussion on the upcoming season, its just a bunch of ven-diagram jerking (WAYYY worse than a circle jerk) that posters have decided to clog the forums with. enough of you slack-jawed yokel rambling! let the fucking games begin!
All i see in this thread is a squabble the likes of which make geese and other water fowl embarrassed to be associated with. Rather, associate yourself with me and my squad if you want to have some fun. lets bring the fun back into the league, and less of the decades old feuds and internet tough-guy pseudo macho posturing you homeless-disabled-veteran-toe-sucking one-liner-posting one-upsmanship-over-meaningless-USL-beef-drama-queen obsessed assholes have displayed in all recent threads.
I only played on squads where having a good time was the prime goal, while still doing our best to win. and it was fun. and there wasn't drama.
TLDR: join me in a squad if you wanna have fun with these up tight squabbling assholes and just play the game, to win, and to have fun. PM me if interested (i'm open to good squad name ideas).
Edited Aug 16, 2017
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All that being said Backs is clearly very wealthy, and as people like he are want to do, he mentions his hellcats, and other over the top, totally american flag waving, symbols of clear superiority in order to let us know he is winning at life. reminds me of Charlie Sheen #tigerblood #winning.
Sadly its unclear whether partying with Chuck Sheen-level winners and having and awesome life and HUGE influence through his rabid IG following (which DONT FORGET has boosted all those new players we're seeing adding vibrant new people to the playing population, and contributing to the undeniable improvement of morale daily) was what caused our beloved sniper of the gods to contract H.I.V. or whether he was the head vampire that infected other people who are #winning, have that #tigerblood and #smokingcrack (its clear backs does not do the crack though, c'mon look at his posts!).
When someone is #winning, pro Trump, makes monumental sports gambling money (chump change compared to his savings/investments), we need to hear more from such a person!
We know about his stance on sniper school by heart, but we should heed any advice he can give and not be mean to him. I for one would love a ten point list of improvements (#0 being sniper school obviously, and so it wont affect the rest of the list) from our illustrious backs, who clear will NEVER forget that fateful day in which the universe if not the multiverse was saddened by radical fanatics.
If we could please get the above mentioned list from the fabled Backs (backs is back, 9/11/01, Goretex, and whatever aliases he uses while dominating pub games) we would benefit.
If we can include my MAN-a-Feasto, with input from Backs and his wealth of money, business, gambling, status defining outrageous car collecting know-how, we can change next... AND ALL THE UPCOMING SEASONS for the complete, considerable, copious, countless, endless, extravagant, generous, immeasurable, jam-packed, lavish improvements which are beyond doubt or reproach.
Best of luck to Freaks on the Spectrum (or was it Sikhs and Greeks?... well either way) they will be a great addition to the upcoming season. 7/11/01 deserves our respect, so stop attacking him for no reason!
Sadly its unclear whether partying with Chuck Sheen-level winners and having and awesome life and HUGE influence through his rabid IG following (which DONT FORGET has boosted all those new players we're seeing adding vibrant new people to the playing population, and contributing to the undeniable improvement of morale daily) was what caused our beloved sniper of the gods to contract H.I.V. or whether he was the head vampire that infected other people who are #winning, have that #tigerblood and #smokingcrack (its clear backs does not do the crack though, c'mon look at his posts!).
When someone is #winning, pro Trump, makes monumental sports gambling money (chump change compared to his savings/investments), we need to hear more from such a person!
We know about his stance on sniper school by heart, but we should heed any advice he can give and not be mean to him. I for one would love a ten point list of improvements (#0 being sniper school obviously, and so it wont affect the rest of the list) from our illustrious backs, who clear will NEVER forget that fateful day in which the universe if not the multiverse was saddened by radical fanatics.
If we could please get the above mentioned list from the fabled Backs (backs is back, 9/11/01, Goretex, and whatever aliases he uses while dominating pub games) we would benefit.
If we can include my MAN-a-Feasto, with input from Backs and his wealth of money, business, gambling, status defining outrageous car collecting know-how, we can change next... AND ALL THE UPCOMING SEASONS for the complete, considerable, copious, countless, endless, extravagant, generous, immeasurable, jam-packed, lavish improvements which are beyond doubt or reproach.
Best of luck to Freaks on the Spectrum (or was it Sikhs and Greeks?... well either way) they will be a great addition to the upcoming season. 7/11/01 deserves our respect, so stop attacking him for no reason!
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Read this 3 times now. Makes me want a taco.
why haven't you been on man? we been sbing. come home
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i felt pretty good about my wall of txt. after saying that, and before saying what i'm about to, does anyone care to comment specifically on any points i raised? i stand pretty tall and plant my feed with determination behind those posts.
[hey i'm TACOstand, validate my existence and further my narcissistic tendencies! What could be more fun that encouraging this kind of rant i ask you?]
[hey i'm TACOstand, validate my existence and further my narcissistic tendencies! What could be more fun that encouraging this kind of rant i ask you?]
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