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Preseason Squad Rankings
Witch Apr 28, 2015 10 replies 434 views
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Preseason Squad Rankings

1. Instant Vintage.

These guys are stacked to hell. It is going to take some sick play and great leading to take these guys down. One thing that might work against them is the EC map. The EC map allows for leaders to slow the game down and possibly get rid of the agression from squads like IV. Ninj, Khoas, Herc and Champion are the 4 best players in the league and it really doesnt matter who meds them because they are smart and do not die stupid. Ninj is the best one on the team and he is a realy warrior for autism awareness and bags some sexy bitches on second life. 1 loss max for these guys.

2. Warhawks.

Apoc and Warhawks had sex and had some deformed baby that has created warhawks 2.0. I have seen them SB and they seem to be working very well together. Most of the guys are pretty friendly outside of infantry as well and have really good chemistry. Smart players and strong meds. If they meds and everyone can show up on sundays these guys may well be number 1. It does seem like when it is most important they do not always show the best guys on their team. Apoc and Warhawks both had key players missing in their playoff games. It is really improtant to show the best players to win the big games. If gift mecca apollo and ernie can stay away from league of legends and focus on this season they could easily win. They have some of the best medics in the game. Pew Pew.

3. Cobra Kai.

I am putting them at 3 strictly on talent. I do not really see enough for them to be a great squad as far as teamwork. On paper though they should be number 3 or 4. They have solid marines in armor, england, sol and colossal. I assume sov or cael will be leading for them. I think if cael does the leading he can get the most out of the squad if he can keep them all on the same page. They also need to find a way to make sol show up. The guy is like a robot when he shows up and can win a game with the team on his back. Ranking them high but do not have the faith in them. Good luck to them and GO JOE!

4. Tank.

Tank is back but with a few new faces. They have lost some of their core members but picked up some solid guys. Zebe showed he is a force and was playing at a high level in the playoffs. I have faith he will be huge pickup for these guys and will shoot them up the ladder to number 3 and maybe number 2. Kiediss is also a great add at medic. He will really help keep the likes of killer alive. I have a feeling Tank will either pull off some huge wins and even upset 1 and 2 or have a terrible season. I see them finishing 1 or 2 or 6th. No middle ground. I will rank them up here because they do have the chemistry from last season. Albert has really started to become a good leader and bringing his team together. Do not count these guys out. Love you pam. <3<3

5. Worms.

Kind of Jugg but missing a few key players. Nice to see some old vets back and playing. I think they are good but most of them may need a season or 2 back to really get back into the swing of things. I do see them got koh to stop carrying pandys account to gold and get on infantry. He is a great medic and I wish he would have joined my dudes but he went to Worms. I think this squad lives and dies by how well splittah plays and leads. He is the key to these guys. I just dont see them doing to much this season but hey it is EC map and they are a bunch of smart players. It could be really fun watching these guys fuck with the top teams. Please get as active as possible. YOU WOKE UP THE OLD SE

6. Angry Frogs aka Autism Awareness

These guys are like the best of the worst. We are pretty retarded and have some cases of autism. A bunch of old players that are all rusty and just getting active. I need to lead my dick off and pandy needs to carry hard. I have faith in pandy though. We will live and die with our meds. Our marines cannot dodge for shit and it leave it up to our meds to really play smart and stay behind the marines and stay alive until the end. If they can do this they might be able to sneak up into mid pack. Templar not having a mic is the best thing to ever happen to him. He has been playing solid since. Trola and Deviak will be what decides how well this squad does. GOO TAEM! LEST BULT CASTLEES

7. Legends.

Sexy ass chica and her band of buddies. They have been sbing 3 times a day and have been improving sometimes and other times just fall apart. They really need some good leading and steady play. I think whoever leads them needs to understand what they have and not try to be too agressive. They need to camp and try to keep the game close so they can possibly make a stand at the end of the game and win. Uzo needs to stop solo flanking. It is predictable and hurts the team more than it helps 80% of the time. I think if Lyric can play smart this team could win 2 or 3 games. Good luck. Mizz chica want to do a 4 way?

8. Nothing Special.

A band of pub stars. Do not see much. Maybe mikec could beat Darth and the boys again. They could possibly upset legends as well. Otherwise not much to say. Have never seen them SB or have seen any of their guys besides mikec sb. Maybe I will add more later. v2 is too stronk for me.
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5. Worms.

Kind of Jugg but missing a few key players. Nice to see some old vets back and playing. I think they are good but most of them may need a season or 2 back to really get back into the swing of things. I do see them got koh to stop carrying pandys account to gold and get on infantry. He is a great medic and I wish he would have joined my dudes but he went to Worms. I think this squad lives and dies by how well splittah plays and leads. He is the key to these guys. I just dont see them doing to much this season but hey it is EC map and they are a bunch of smart players. It could be really fun watching these guys fuck with the top teams. Please get as active as possible. YOU WOKE UP THE OLD SE

6. Angry Frogs aka Autism Awareness

These guys are like the best of the worst. We are pretty retarded and have some cases of autism. A bunch of old players that are all rusty and just getting active. I need to lead my dick off and pandy needs to carry hard. I have faith in pandy though. We will live and die with our meds. Our marines cannot dodge for shit and it leave it up to our meds to really play smart and stay behind the marines and stay alive until the end. If they can do this they might be able to sneak up into mid pack. Templar not having a mic is the best thing to ever happen to him. He has been playing solid since. Trola and Deviak will be what decides how well this squad does. GOO TAEM! LEST BULT CASTLEES

7. Legends.

Sexy ass chica and her band of buddies. They have been sbing 3 times a day and have been improving sometimes and other times just fall apart. They really need some good leading and steady play. I think whoever leads them needs to understand what they have and not try to be too agressive. They need to camp and try to keep the game close so they can possibly make a stand at the end of the game and win. Uzo needs to stop solo flanking. It is predictable and hurts the team more than it helps 80% of the time. I think if Lyric can play smart this team could win 2 or 3 games. Good luck. Mizz chica want to do a 4 way?

8. Nothing Special.

A band of pub stars. Do not see much. Maybe mikec could beat Darth and the boys again. They could possibly upset legends as well. Otherwise not much to say. Have never seen them SB or have seen any of their guys besides mikec sb. Maybe I will add more later. v2 is too stronk for me.
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good read darth
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Good read darth.
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n1 darth lol
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+1 10/10 would read again.
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good read darth
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I actually missed this shit. well done Darth.
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how do I down vote Darth. F+. WILL NOT READ AGAIN.
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Awww Darth baby boy love you