This thread alone has sky rockets jordan to analyst of the season. Good job J!

You guys are real snakes. I'll take one for the team though.

Good read, jdn.

I believe Fairfax is the glue that holds snakes together. Without him, we'd be lost. Keep your head up Fax. I know who the true hero of snakes is.

ya me

Fairfax is the Thulsa Doom of your snake cult, other squads just need a Schwarzenegger to cut off his head.

Fax does remind me a lot of David Koresh

i play shitty against lots of squads that arent "top tier" squads, it really just comes down to if i get rest beforehand. either way I'm never on my A game on sundays because of this. it's cool though, i got a hot wife and kids. what you got going for you? you and the fat gmo eating vegan can inf.. come at me bro

This is getting serious.

Why all the fairfax hate? All I ever wanted to do was hang out with fax on a Sunday night and drink White Russians because he was the kewlest guy.

~fuck choc~

Why are you taking it personal Shasta? Seriously, he literally said you played awful against the two top squads this season (which is true) and that you need to step it up.

Then you start throwing a bunch of excuses and then attacking us personally? I'm sorry you got upset at what he said, we're all friends here. When I play like shit against top squads I hear about it too, don't worry.

Respect

struck a nerve

Shasta does have a hot wife...I can't deny that.

Good read, my boy brill for sure!

RIP Ice

I have a wife and 2 kids, ages 5 and 3. Next excuse

waking up for work at 6am on sundays is though.

apollo, we use to be cool, but you've changed.

Doesn't stop you from statpadding vs nm or cb

How would cb carry with his 3-10 both matches yesterday. Carry us to a lost playoff spot maybe.... Oh wait.