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I'm going to start off this season's squad breakdown and analysis. Each projected starter will have an individual breakdown explanation. If I don't think you'll start, good luck in the other analyst's reports.
Squad: Just Die
Captain: dave
Projected Starting Lineup Breakdown:
Champion (96.0)- Champion is still just as good as ever and will be the person to break open battles for Just Die. Taking it back to the basics will his clutch laws will be one of the reasons this squad will always fight up a man.. or two.
dave (91.0)- I rated dave a little lower than usual because of his bitter attitude towards me. This is completely biased. On a real note, he's one of the calmest, coolest leaders in the game. He doesn't panic and sometimes can actually do some work as a marine.. when he doesn't face me 1v1 in playoffs, ez nerd.
e (94.5)- Alonzo here seems to get better and better with never actually playing the game. Not sure how, but his skill has yet to fade in the slightest over the years and numerous championships later. Him alongside Champion with their heavy streams is going to be one of the hardest duo's to deal with for any of the competitors this season.
Shasta (92.5)- Shasta is and has always been a solid support marine. He can hold off just about anyone in 1v2 situations.. long enough for an advantage that is. He's now surrounded himself with better players which brings out the best in him when he's had his 12 hour pregame nap.
Sol (97.0)- I'm not sure why I haven't seen Sol's rating as high as I'm giving him. I think he's not only a top 5 Marine, but a top 3. He does it all, support, opens battles, and he's the only guy I've seen be effective as a ripper from 14 coords away.
tg (94.0)- The gift has come up and impressed quite a few people over the years. He's come more out of his passive shell and has shown how good he can really be. He still rages when I own him and turns into a quick Chaos Blade with the "cat in lap" mentality, but overall a great top 10 marine.
Fairfax (94.5)- You'd think that after passing the big 5-0 milestone, he would start to suck, but I haven't seen any signs of that yet. Fairfax is one of the best overall medics in the game. He doesn't have lag to cover up "skill" which in my opinion makes him that much better.
Sov (95.0)- Iron is a top 3 medic easily. He makes Sol look better than he is, therefore creating inflated ratings from amateur analysts.
Rookie of the year: Cage (90.5)- Cage aka C4G3 aka motu for all you old school HC noobs, is a pretty solid mouser that you don't want to catch out in the open when you're down a man. His Trisance like streams are annoying to try and dodge, gl.
Squad: Hypocrites
Captain: Infinite
I don't know any of these guys besides big nose, so I'll wait and see if they don't fade later on in the season.
Squad: Kays Krew
Captain: Kay Double-U
Projected Starting Lineup Breakdown:
Bouncer (82.5)- I've seen this guy around in pub and he isn't too bad. Not sure who he is, but I do believe he has potential if this squad stays formed and gets some solid practice in.
dp (88.5)- I actually think dp is a solid player despite what others may think. He can't really dodge, has poor awareness and can't aim that well, but he's pretty good other than that. Kidding pal, I think he'll be the backbone of this squad and his
experience will come in handy.
Hiro (87.5)- If this is the same SonHiro from before I'd rate him higher, but with the Pokemon alias collectors like Khaos on the loose I'm not sure who's who anymore. Potential to be great, but we'll see.
Kay Double-U (90.0)- Props to KW for making a squad and bringing his experience in to help some new guys start in the league. I don't think they'll get shit on like everyone probably thinks to be honest. KW has some good marine and leadership abilities so I'm excited to see them beat LTDN.
Lyric (88.0)- I'm going with Lyric on the last projected starter because I don't know who the rest of them are and he's been around long enough to deserve a "shout-out". He's better than he used to be, I know that much. Stop catching laws that you can see from miles away on these 27" screens, there's no excuse anymore.
Flight (85.0)- Solely basing this rating on the fact that I've seen him SB once or twice. Heal your dudes and good luck whoever you are.
Chica (90.5)- I know the rating, I know I know. She's actually gotten much better now that she's away from the AD geek-squad (yeah Leo that's you). I think Mizzouse has been giving her a few pointers when they schedule their Skype dates.
Rookie of the Year: Virus (89.0)- Still don't know who you are but you were the last guy on the squadlist, lucky you for this nomination. I've seen him SB a few times and seemed to get the most leeches. Good luck to you guys.
Squad: LTDN
Captain: Fausto
Projected Starting Lineup Breakdown:
albert (93.5)- Call me biased, but Albert is a lot better when he's not leading, hitting a blunt or bong, taking a 20 minutes piss, or rummaging through his empty pantry in hopes to score some old fruit snacks. Since I've been SB'ing with him I've been very impressed. Maybe after 24 years of Infantry he finally doesn't suck.
Colossal (96.0)- Call me biased, but Jeff is one of the best in the game. His laws always seem to kill at least 3 people.. only for LTDN to still lose the battle. Someone to watch this season if you want to be entertained.
Fausto (94.5)- Call me biased, but Fausto is the best leader in the game. Only he could have taken that so called "squad" of FiN@L~F@Te that Khaos left once he was finally charged with 3 counts of Rape, Larceny, and 6 counts of discharging bodily fluids and spent 4 months in prison. Fausto stays calm and never gets caught in bad positions, we just suck.
Jordan (95.5)- Call me biased, but here's the new backbone of LTDN. He takes over when he needs to, always gets a kill or 6, and is one of the smartest guys to play the game due to his Masters Degree in Political Science minoring in Laws on Physics.
Killer (94.0)- Peter is a natural killing machine. If he can just learn to pull back every now and then to help his team, he would be that much better. He runs in to groups and somehow always takes a few, but it can leave people to dry if not done properly.
Drake/OMC (94.5)- Drake is good when he "wants to be". He's always come up in clutch time when he needs to to help get the big W. OMC hasn't been active, but once he starts showing up and doing what he's always done, it'll be a deadly combo playing alongside Jordan and Colossal.
Serial (95.0)- Everyone knows and either severely loves or hates Apollo. He's also one of the best leaders that has ever been, it's fact. A big part of LTDN's success this season is going to have numerous smart leaders calling shots on different teams and Apollo will be a big factor in this.
Rob Zomby (95.5)- RZ is a very good medic. He acts ditzy like he just doesn't care or that he's a horrible player.. I don't buy it and neither should you. I know he's mainly knows as a nader, but since he's stepped into the medic realm he's shown that he's a very well rounded and well versed player.
Victim (96.0)- Victim has proven himself as a solid medic for this team. I stole him from someone else (forgot who) like the true snake that I am. He's smart on the field minus the occasional law catch. Very excited to see what comes outta this guy this year.
Rookie of the year: Danny (106.5)- Without a doubt, this guy is going to blow everyone's mind. If I can convice Fausto to start danny over Apollo or Jordan he'll finally have his big chance he's been dreaming of.. to prove to this poisonous society how good he really is.
I'm done for now, get these other 26 "Analysts" to do something. YOU'RE WELCOME SLOB EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T DO WORMS.
Squad: Just Die
Captain: dave
Projected Starting Lineup Breakdown:
Champion (96.0)- Champion is still just as good as ever and will be the person to break open battles for Just Die. Taking it back to the basics will his clutch laws will be one of the reasons this squad will always fight up a man.. or two.
dave (91.0)- I rated dave a little lower than usual because of his bitter attitude towards me. This is completely biased. On a real note, he's one of the calmest, coolest leaders in the game. He doesn't panic and sometimes can actually do some work as a marine.. when he doesn't face me 1v1 in playoffs, ez nerd.
e (94.5)- Alonzo here seems to get better and better with never actually playing the game. Not sure how, but his skill has yet to fade in the slightest over the years and numerous championships later. Him alongside Champion with their heavy streams is going to be one of the hardest duo's to deal with for any of the competitors this season.
Shasta (92.5)- Shasta is and has always been a solid support marine. He can hold off just about anyone in 1v2 situations.. long enough for an advantage that is. He's now surrounded himself with better players which brings out the best in him when he's had his 12 hour pregame nap.
Sol (97.0)- I'm not sure why I haven't seen Sol's rating as high as I'm giving him. I think he's not only a top 5 Marine, but a top 3. He does it all, support, opens battles, and he's the only guy I've seen be effective as a ripper from 14 coords away.
tg (94.0)- The gift has come up and impressed quite a few people over the years. He's come more out of his passive shell and has shown how good he can really be. He still rages when I own him and turns into a quick Chaos Blade with the "cat in lap" mentality, but overall a great top 10 marine.
Fairfax (94.5)- You'd think that after passing the big 5-0 milestone, he would start to suck, but I haven't seen any signs of that yet. Fairfax is one of the best overall medics in the game. He doesn't have lag to cover up "skill" which in my opinion makes him that much better.
Sov (95.0)- Iron is a top 3 medic easily. He makes Sol look better than he is, therefore creating inflated ratings from amateur analysts.
Rookie of the year: Cage (90.5)- Cage aka C4G3 aka motu for all you old school HC noobs, is a pretty solid mouser that you don't want to catch out in the open when you're down a man. His Trisance like streams are annoying to try and dodge, gl.
Squad: Hypocrites
Captain: Infinite
I don't know any of these guys besides big nose, so I'll wait and see if they don't fade later on in the season.
Squad: Kays Krew
Captain: Kay Double-U
Projected Starting Lineup Breakdown:
Bouncer (82.5)- I've seen this guy around in pub and he isn't too bad. Not sure who he is, but I do believe he has potential if this squad stays formed and gets some solid practice in.
dp (88.5)- I actually think dp is a solid player despite what others may think. He can't really dodge, has poor awareness and can't aim that well, but he's pretty good other than that. Kidding pal, I think he'll be the backbone of this squad and his
experience will come in handy.
Hiro (87.5)- If this is the same SonHiro from before I'd rate him higher, but with the Pokemon alias collectors like Khaos on the loose I'm not sure who's who anymore. Potential to be great, but we'll see.
Kay Double-U (90.0)- Props to KW for making a squad and bringing his experience in to help some new guys start in the league. I don't think they'll get shit on like everyone probably thinks to be honest. KW has some good marine and leadership abilities so I'm excited to see them beat LTDN.
Lyric (88.0)- I'm going with Lyric on the last projected starter because I don't know who the rest of them are and he's been around long enough to deserve a "shout-out". He's better than he used to be, I know that much. Stop catching laws that you can see from miles away on these 27" screens, there's no excuse anymore.
Flight (85.0)- Solely basing this rating on the fact that I've seen him SB once or twice. Heal your dudes and good luck whoever you are.
Chica (90.5)- I know the rating, I know I know. She's actually gotten much better now that she's away from the AD geek-squad (yeah Leo that's you). I think Mizzouse has been giving her a few pointers when they schedule their Skype dates.
Rookie of the Year: Virus (89.0)- Still don't know who you are but you were the last guy on the squadlist, lucky you for this nomination. I've seen him SB a few times and seemed to get the most leeches. Good luck to you guys.
Squad: LTDN
Captain: Fausto
Projected Starting Lineup Breakdown:
albert (93.5)- Call me biased, but Albert is a lot better when he's not leading, hitting a blunt or bong, taking a 20 minutes piss, or rummaging through his empty pantry in hopes to score some old fruit snacks. Since I've been SB'ing with him I've been very impressed. Maybe after 24 years of Infantry he finally doesn't suck.
Colossal (96.0)- Call me biased, but Jeff is one of the best in the game. His laws always seem to kill at least 3 people.. only for LTDN to still lose the battle. Someone to watch this season if you want to be entertained.
Fausto (94.5)- Call me biased, but Fausto is the best leader in the game. Only he could have taken that so called "squad" of FiN@L~F@Te that Khaos left once he was finally charged with 3 counts of Rape, Larceny, and 6 counts of discharging bodily fluids and spent 4 months in prison. Fausto stays calm and never gets caught in bad positions, we just suck.
Jordan (95.5)- Call me biased, but here's the new backbone of LTDN. He takes over when he needs to, always gets a kill or 6, and is one of the smartest guys to play the game due to his Masters Degree in Political Science minoring in Laws on Physics.
Killer (94.0)- Peter is a natural killing machine. If he can just learn to pull back every now and then to help his team, he would be that much better. He runs in to groups and somehow always takes a few, but it can leave people to dry if not done properly.
Drake/OMC (94.5)- Drake is good when he "wants to be". He's always come up in clutch time when he needs to to help get the big W. OMC hasn't been active, but once he starts showing up and doing what he's always done, it'll be a deadly combo playing alongside Jordan and Colossal.
Serial (95.0)- Everyone knows and either severely loves or hates Apollo. He's also one of the best leaders that has ever been, it's fact. A big part of LTDN's success this season is going to have numerous smart leaders calling shots on different teams and Apollo will be a big factor in this.
Rob Zomby (95.5)- RZ is a very good medic. He acts ditzy like he just doesn't care or that he's a horrible player.. I don't buy it and neither should you. I know he's mainly knows as a nader, but since he's stepped into the medic realm he's shown that he's a very well rounded and well versed player.
Victim (96.0)- Victim has proven himself as a solid medic for this team. I stole him from someone else (forgot who) like the true snake that I am. He's smart on the field minus the occasional law catch. Very excited to see what comes outta this guy this year.
Rookie of the year: Danny (106.5)- Without a doubt, this guy is going to blow everyone's mind. If I can convice Fausto to start danny over Apollo or Jordan he'll finally have his big chance he's been dreaming of.. to prove to this poisonous society how good he really is.
I'm done for now, get these other 26 "Analysts" to do something. YOU'RE WELCOME SLOB EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T DO WORMS.
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